By popular demand. Here is my wish list. I know there's a place for wish lists at the bottom, but I didn't want to make you scroll all that way. TL; DR. I really, really just stick to text until I get to know someone. I know there are many crazy things about that statement. If you get to know me, you'll realize that's just scratching the surface. (Please don't scratch my surfaces. I take simply.
My broadcasts. Yep. I've started broadcasting. But, just because I'm putting my breasts (and really, that's all you get!) and my voice out there doesn't mean my rules have changed. Be a reasonable human being. I don't take commands / directions. No, I won't stand up, show my face, show my ass, or anything else along those lines. Anything naughty goes in a tip note, not the room. Heed the mods. We (me and my mods) aren't afraid to silence or ban people who break the rules. Please enjoy, and let me continue to enjoy being here. Thank you.
First things first. My username is frequently purple (light or dark). Sorry to say, this doesn't mean I always have mad tokens. I am regularly gifted tokens by a friend, at which point I freely distribute them by tipping my favorite broadcasters, after which, I'm token-poor again. If you see me join your room and get excited because of the color of my username, chances are you're going to be disappointed.
Chatting with me. I love to chat! I spend the vast marjority of my time isolated from people, so conversations (mundane or erotic) make me happy. However. Seriously, I really do just stick to text until I get to know someone at least a little here on Chaturbate first. If it lessens the sting of 'rejection' at all, just remember I'm old and set in my ways. Don't make me shake my cane at you.
Another thing that might lessen the sting is that I give absolutely. Things that could be answered with a drop-down menu, if I weren't me. Yes, I am really almost 50. No, I am not married, nor have I ever been married. I. That being said yes, I am currently single. No, I can't meet you. At least, not right now. I'm in a COVID bubble, and have been since February 2020. I am under strict orders to minimize (to the point of elimination, wherever possible) all interaction with the outside world. Yes, this includes people who are 'double vaccinated' against COVID.
No, I do not have any children. Nor do I want any. (Corrolary: I am not a MILF.) I consider kids to be fun so long as I can put them back in the closet (or, I suppose, return them to their parents) when I'm done playing with them. I make an. I am 5'7" (170 cm) tall and weigh ~255 lbs (116 kg). For those who care about that sort of thing, that gives me a BMI of 40. I wear a 44DDD / 46DD bra. I have a 30" inseam. I have fabulous tits. My lips beg to be kissed, bitten, licked, sucked, and/or fucked. (And no, I'm not offering any hint as to which set of lips I'm talking about, or if I mean both.).
Yes, I am really fat. Curvy, sure, but also fat. And not in a 'do these jeans make me look fat?' sort of way. Deal, or don't, but if you don't, please do it elsewhere. I am half Asian, half American mutt. If you are forming any ideas about my being a quiet, subservient woman. Yes, I am bisexual. And not in a purely theoretical sense.
Things I like. Complete sentences. Yes, I know that asking for grammar here on Chaturbate is somewhat ridiculous. But I am who I am, and actual functional use of the English language is something I find hot. Corollary: I am really not a fan of most net speak. Yeah, I get it, particularly from the broadcasters, who generally have enough on their hands (ahem) without worrying about adding in more characters to type. But any of the following are likely to drop my level of excitement pretty quickly: bb, bae, hmu, hru, u. (Not a comprehensive list. Just the first bits that came to mind while writing this. You get the idea.).
Authenticity. This goes back to not faking it. And yeah, I know, it's Chaturbate. I get it. But what I look for in a room's host(s) or in a room in general or in someone I'm chatting with is someone who seems to be who they are presenting, at least to a significant degree. Humor. If you can't laugh at yourself, at situations, at jokes, at.
A quick wit. I like smart people. I always have. I suspect I always will. Being able to catch onto things being said, having meaningful input on the topic, being able to intelligently joke about it... all good things. Men, women, and transsexuals. In men, I tend to prefer slim builds and thick cocks. In women, I tend to prefer padding and large breasts. But, having those things is not a guarantee that I'm going to find you arousing. Even more importantly, not having those things is no guarantee that I won't find you intensely arousing.
Involuntary audible responses, particularly from men. What can I say? Hearing guys moan and groan and hiss and curse and shout in reaction to what their bodies are feeling gets me wet. Buuuuut... only if it's reasonably authentic. If I wanted to hear porn-quality audio... I'd just go watch porn. If the voice happens to be low, so much the better.
Involuntary physical responses. I want to learn everything that makes your hands clench into fists, your jaws tighten, your nipples harden, your cock jump, your pussy pulse, your balls constrict, your skin to break out in goosebumps, your muscles twitch, your throat catch. I want to learn the triggers for these things, of course, so that I can imagine using them on you. But here on Chaturbate, I find watching them happen, much like hearing your involuntary audio responses (see above), to be sexy as hell.
Hands. I like hands. In men, I like strong hands that look like they've done something other than type or file or dialed phones their whole lives. In women, I can either go for the aforementioned "hands that look like they've been used" or the polar opposite of small, soft, delicate hands. Hands. I like hands.
In men, I like strong hands that look like they've done something other than type or file or dialed phones their whole lives. In women, I can either go for the aforementioned "hands that look like they've been used" or the polar opposite of small, soft, delicate hands. Do Not Want. While I have any number of personal kinks, there's also a list of stuff I'm just not into. I'm not saying that your kink is not ok. It's not just for me. Also, this should not be considered a definitive list. I'm sure I've forgotten things. If you come at me with something not listed here and I decline, don't get obnoxious about it, ok?
Anything involving minors. No. Period. Full-stop. End of story. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. If you persist, you will be ignored. If your talk leads me to believe you might be a danger to minors, I will report you to CB. This is no joke. Think carefully. Familial play. Role-playing. Talk of experiences. Intimation of experiences, past, present, or future. Persistence in this realm will get you ignored.
No used food. Non-sexual bodily excretions / outputs are all non-starters for me. Humiliation play. I don't really want or need to be called a slut or a whore or cum slut or the like. I don't need a foot in my face or to be slapped. Trying this sort of thing on me is a quick way to me saying no. Continuing efforts after I've declined will get you ignored.
Air games. I don't much like being choked, gagged, or in any way having my air cut off. There are very specific scnearios in which this is allowed, and you only get there if you've earned a. Actual abuse. While I like walking (or maybe even recklessly dancing) the fine line between pleasure and pain, for me, the goal is never to receive or inflict actual pain. If you want to hurt the person you're with, there are any number of folk shere on Chaturbate who will be happy to let you go to town on them. I am not in their number.
Feeders. Yes, I'm fat. No, I don't need or want any help in becoming more so. My goal is to. Chubby chasers. Again, yes, I'm fat. And I know this is kind of a grey area. I know I certainly seek out men with bodies I find beautiful / arousing, so it seems hypocritical for me to be unhappy when they find me attractive because I'm fat. But, it.
Still reading? I'm impressed. You're either very bored or very curious. If all of. Ok, ok, I hear you. Here's my wish list. Have at it!
