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Enjoy with me. I'm round is a shape right? ;-). Search and maybe you'll find sure i got some on my body.
I am 46yo. Currently i live in Louisiana, United States. I can chat with you in english.
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International spy by day, part-time nuclear physicist by night, full-time legend 24/7. I've counted to infinity... twice (the second time was in binary just to flex). I can sneeze with my eyes open, parallel park two trains on top of each other, and once won a staring contest against Medusa (she blinked first and turned herself to stone out of embarrassment).
My sperm don't just swimthey have their own zip codes, pay property taxes, and unionized last year for better working conditions. I urinated in the fuel tank of a semi once; now they call that truck Optimus Prime and it still asks for my autograph at truck stops. I go to sex shops purely to critique their greeting card selection ("Sorry for your loss... of an orgasm? Weak.").
Gravity once asked me for directionsI told it to get bent, and that's why things fall down instead of up. I bench-pressed the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe during a commercial break. Thanos snapped, I snapped back harder. Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard I was coming to the Jurassic era for a BBQ.
I once high-fived a black holeit's still recovering and now calls itself "mildly attractive void.". My WiFi password is just the sound of one hand clapping. I taught the Kama Sutra how to read. It blushed and added three new positions named after me. Bigfoot hides from ME. Loch Ness Monster owes me $20 from poker night. Aliens probed the wrong guy oncenow they just send thank-you notes.
And the completely made-up, 100% fake NSFW origin story you definitely shouldn't believe (new & improved edition). Back in 2004, during a freak lab accident at CERN, I was testing a prototype orgasm particle accelerator while simultaneously trying to set a new personal record for "longest edging session without snacks." The machine malfunctioned, collided my boner with a Higgs boson at 99.999% light speed, and boomsudden superpowers. Now every time I stroke, it's like unleashing a quantum cum singularity: orgasms ripple through alternate dimensions, causing parallel-universe versions of you to spontaneously squirt mid-meeting. NASA once tried to harness my loads to power a Mars rover; it worked too wellthe rover achieved sentience, proposed marriage to Curiosity, and then ghosted everyone. The Vatican has me on a no-fly list because one accidental facial during confession turned the entire Sistine Chapel into a slip-n-slide. Big Pharma offered billions for my DNA; I said no, because who needs money when your jizz can rewrite physics? Governments call it "Weaponized Arousal Grade Omega." I call it Tuesday. Tune in if you want to risk getting your reality bentliterally. One tip too many and you'll be explaining to your friends why you now orgasm in 4D.
Welcome to the chaos. Let's make bad decisions together. Ready? My wishlist consist of being able to start a non profit domestic violence retreat to help help break the co-dependencies of the parties that hurt them so they can move on in their lives. Congrats for reading this far you learned something true about me.
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