My Room Rules. Lower your expectations. Leave if you're easily offended. Leave if you're easily bored. Be nice to others. There's only room for one asshole here and it's my room....soooo that's me. Don't demand anything from me. I'm lazy expect it. No. I won't show you my lady parts. Boobs are cool. Maybe you'll see them.
See further down for further rule explanations. My Tip Menu. That's cute... Nicky Doe. You can call me Nicky! I'm back from a very very very long stupid hiatus! You may not know me, but I used to be cool enough to have been nominated for TWO awards. Avn's favorite cam girl and YNOT's funniest model. I'm not good at being a cam girl. I'm half assed at most things that I do. Including blogging. That doesn't mean you shouldn't check my blog out as anyway. It's a good way to pass the time in the bathroom. Feel free to waste your time !
Useless statistics. New York City (Not just a clever nickname). Why do I have to put my weight in this template? Let's just say "fluffy". Read this shit. Hey y'all! Welcome to my room! Prepare yourself for an experience that you were 100% not looking for on a sex site; underwhelming satisfaction, hormonal confusion, mild genital stimulation and overwhelming general genital unhappiness.
I am a half assed cam whore. What does that mean? Exactly what it sounds like. Well almost exactly. I DO have a full ass (I'm Latina ) but you probably won't see it because I'm usually too lazy to get off of it. You know what else you're not gonna see? You got it! No public pussy for you. Occasionally you'll get to see my kitty cat, but you're not gonna see my pussy in public chat. So, if you're here to just rub one out to a gaping abused squirting vagina I'm going to teach you a magic trick to make that happen. Look down at the keyboard and while pushing (CTRL-/) and say "I'm a filthy filthy boy!" *POOF* you probably just found exactly what you wanted, cause those vageens are ALLLLLL over the place. (There's also a lot of lovely vageens as well. Tip those ladies hard since you haven't tipped me.) You've probably already forgotten about me by this point. Which is fine with me because you were probably already forgotten AND silenced by one of my stellar MOD-erfuckers.
Read this shit too. Just a few rules. My Schedule. I have some major issues with comittment and punctuality. If I fill this out, I'm just setting us all up for disappointment. #loweredexpectations Just keep and eye on my and maybe you'll have a better idea of when to find me. Please send gift cards to [email protected] OR Interested in spoiling me other than my wishlist, I do have a PO BOX!
Nicky Doe. Brooklyn, NY 11237. Since it is a parcel place...all "mail" must look like a package. So stick it in one of those yellow bubble lined envelopes BB. Or Just Leave Bailey Some Offline Love. My Top Tippers. James Franco. James Franco. James Franco. James Franco. James Franco. James Franco. Betty White. James Franco.
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I am so mach hot baby ??????????hi,,,hru wanna talk 2 mints plz its urgents plz plz pm me. Your penis so white and small, they don't have sex shop in brukulin?Oh herro, wimin. All rights reserved 2019 (c) nycgirl811. Any Unauthorized use of my profile, video, pictures or media content, in any form, now or in the future is NOT Permissible, without expressed written consent. Any act to promote or gain profit in any manner (e.g. either monetarily or socially) from the use of my profile, video, pictures or media content in any form from my profile is a violation of my privacy and subject to legal action. By Reading This - You acknowledge and agree that you shall not post, upload, publish, transmit or make available content of this page including images and recording stream from my online activity and make available for download. This is intended as, and presented as a one time, one view presentation Only. You are Not Allowed to record my cam, or take snapshots of my cam. Penalties of Copyright Infringement. By reproducing, republishing or redistributing the work of a Copyright Holder without permission, You may be violating website's Terms and Conditions.
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