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AKA Someoneprettycooldetroit
Enjoy redneck, buddies, feet with me. My shows are in full HD. I'm dad bod ;-). Search and maybe you'll find mid-life crisis tattoos on my body.
Currently i live in Down the river in Michigan. I can chat with you in english.
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I like everything HARD, and yes I will ROCK your world! Hit me up for dates! I've tried match dot com and like five other dating apps but guys my age most often do not age well or they don't take care of themselves. I've made Chaturbate, P-hub, and Xhamster my new dating methodologies. I'm in my 50's but this ass is still 18, barely legal! So tight, you will nut in 5 minutes or less. However, this daddy pussy comes with a warning that reads, "Caution, you may fall in love upon entry".
I am a sapiosexual which means I'm attracted to intelligence, so on my search for my future husband, he's gotta be educated with a career. For work I was a sales engineer and now retired early to pursue chasing squirrels and going down rabbit holes!! On my spare time i do a lot of crafting and DIY. You could say I have a creative mind!
Sex is very important to me in a relationship. I am mostly bottom but very spontaneous which means I'll top you if I'm feeling it. I love to make out, body contact, talking dirty, roleplay, and I'm very passionate. Regarding oral, I am more of a pleaser. Update 4.19.25 Evidence suggests I might be a closet top who comes out on the full moon and Justin Bieber's birthday! haha.
Family is very important, and I have two awesome offspring over the age of 18. If you like what you see, hit me up. I'm very relationship oriented and would love to get married again some day, only this time to a man. Sidenote I'm not good at long distance, and I appreciate all the hello's/!! Another sidenote lol.... After a great career I was able to retire early, Unfortunately I only saved enough for myself. I'm not a sugar daddy and have little respect for people who use others. Always move forward with pure motive and earn your own shit!
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