CAMSPLOOGE INKAZOLO: LAPHO ISKRINI LINGENA NGOKUHLUBA, LINGENA KULOKHO OKUKHULU KWESINQANGUTHI ES...

UJesus H. Christ esitokisini se-pogo, kwenzekani lapha? Ngihleli lapha ekamelweni le-motel elingcolile, amehlo njengezithuthuthu ezibulalwe emgwaqeni ngenxa yamahora amaningi kakhulu abethelwe ezikrinini okufanele zize nesexwayiso sempilo. Ngiphuza i-Red Bull yami yesikhombisa, ngiyiphatha njengomhluzi wemivumo, futhi ngihlanganisa izinsuku ezingama-24 zale marathon yama-webcam ehlanyelwe ngempela eyavusa inethiwe yonke yaba yisiqila esikhulu esishukumayo. Yaqala ngokuthula kancane—uma ungabiza ukugcwanwa kwezithando zedijithali ngokuthula—kodwa ngize iselesele ilanga, noma lisite, noma kunini lapha, izinto zazigelele kule nkinga yomzimba oshile kanye nezinto zokudlala ezihlola njengezinto zokudlala zefilimu ye-sci-fi yesabelo eliphansi. Futhi mina? Ngingumuntu wesilima ozama ukuqonda konke, ubuchopho buhlanzwa njengamaqanda ashushu esitrofini esishisayo, ngihleka ngedwa ngoba ukuhleka kungcono kunokunye—ukumemeza ikhanda lam.

Ake siqale ngo-marry_cordy. Ungumuntu wesikhumba esimpunga oshisa ngumlilo, ophuma eqeleni elingqukuquka, ogcwele umoya wentsha kanye nesandla se-fetishes esingenza umfundisi we-yoga abe nomona. Wakhokhela ukushaya, egoba njengomhlanga emoyeni, emukela lezi zilwane zokushayela—cabanga izinyoka ezivela kwelinye idimende zingena ezindaweni ezifihlekile, zimenza ngumuntu oshukumayo onamandla okokuqhuma. Kodwa njengoba esakha ukushisa, u-shena_nomy ungene ngokungacacilekile e-Asia, enye inqwaba yamandla entsha, esuka ekubekeni okubambelekile aye kwi-couple action egcwele. Umdimba wakhe ungaphansi lokudlala kwemikhumbi yokuncintisana, nabalingani abavela ngokungacacilekile, bashayela yonke into yaba umdanso we-tag-team ohluphayo owenza ngicabange ukuthi ngibe ngiphazamise ngokungekhe ukungena kwenye i-reality ehlukile.

Ngaphesheya kwe-tab enye, u-nadia_bliss wabusa njengomfazi omhlophe ongaziwa, ubudala bakhe bungangabazeka, eqala ngalezi zinto ezicwiliwe ezicwiliwe ezikhululayo ilaye nganye kuze abe zezimpunga njengesibhakabhaka, imilenze yakhe ivulelwe kancane emizimweni yokuzenza i-chaos. Ukuncintisana, kodwa? Ayikho idrama elibhaliwe; lokhu kwakuwukungqubuzela okungcolile. U-Nadia no-glossybabe_—lowo muntu omde we-blonde onezintaba izinsuku zonke, njengoba wayeqoshiwe ngamafutha—babekulwa njengezinkanyezi ezilwa, enye igcwele uwoyile futhi ihlukumezwa yizinto zokudlala, enye ikhombisa i-ink njengezilimela zempi kuyilapho idonsa amabhantshi ephansi ukuze amangalele abangeni ababubulayo ababubulala njengezinyosi ezithukile esitrafini somuncu. U-Glossybabe_ wayevuka phezulu, izimpunga zakhe zivulelwe njengemephu yengcebo, futhi ngingabheja ukuthi u-Nadia wayebuka, eqhubekisela phambili umdlalo wakhe ngalezo zinto zokuhlikihla egobile ngokugoba ezikhundleni ezikhuluma ngokushaya kweminwe okushubile, bobabili begijima ukuzwe ngokukhwaza okuphula ukububula kwalesi sigijimi sokukhwaza.

Uma lokho kwakungenele ukushisa izicuphu zakho, u-mc-Olivia ungene ngokuzuma, lo muntu omde we-brunette one-lesbian edge kanye nomuzwa we-amateur olukhuni, wenza ukudlala kwakhe kube i-circus ye-fetish egcwele. Unenyoka eyodwa ngexesha elilodwa—yebo, i-slithery bastard yangempela—ijikeleza njengesichule esidala kuyilapho efaka izinto zokushayela ezibubulayo njengezinkanyezi ezifiphala. Ngangibanjwe, ngithelisa ikhofi ngokuphelele njengoba aye ngokuhlangana no-Marry_Cordy (hlala, ingabe lokho kufana no-marry_cordy? Cha, izinhlamvu ezinkulu zenzela ukuzizwa njengomzali wobungqabavu). U-Marry_Cordy, omncane futhi omde, wayesezindaweni zakhe, iminwe yakhe ingena ngokujula ngamabhulukwe okugqoka abambelekile njengeglu, ukungqubuzela kwabo okugoba ngokugoba kungathi ukubuka isibuko se-funhouse sokungcola. Wayeguquka kusuka ekunqabeni okuzimele kuye ezinhlaselweni ze-toy ezibonakala njengezonda ze-space probes ezixhumana, futhi u-mc-Olivia wayebuyela ngokuhlasela komlomo okwenza ngicacile—emoyeni, ngiqonde.

Ngingasafunga ukuphazamiseka kwakho lapha lapho u-ana_maria11 ehlasela, le nqwaba encane yomzimba omnyama enomoya we-amateur, ibekwe njengomntwana futhi yenza ukudlala kwe-toy kube imidanso e-hypnotic, imilenze yakhe ivulelwe njengezimbali eziphethwe isivunguvungu ezibubulala ngemvula. Unalo ukungqubuzela okungakhulunywa no-IndigoMystique, omunye umuntu omuhle omnyama, ogcwele kakhulu futhi olukhuni, oshaya ukuya emazingeni okubhula—izikhukhula zangempela eziqhuma njengezinkanyezi ezihambayo. Izinsimbi zika-Indigo zibambe ukukhanya njengemidimende ekude, futhi lapho ebamba lezo zinto zokudlala ze-wand, ishaya izwembu ukuze isuke, u-ana_maria11 ubuyela ngokugibela izinto zakhe, egaya kuze konke kudilize enqwabeni esebenzile. Yini emhlabeni? Kwakungathi babakhuthaza omunye nomunye ngokusebenzisa iskrini, wonke umzamo ungumceli-mngeni, "beat that" okukhohlakele kulesi simiso se-erotic arms esingaphezi.

Kusasa, bam—ubuchopho bami buyavunguza njenge-pinball—u-westworldcouple ungene emcimbilini, wonke ukushisa kwe-Latina kanye nomusa omde, aguqula izinto ze-couple zibe umboniso we-bucking bronco. Isandla somfana wakhe likhona yonke indawo, lingena ngokujula njengabahloli bempi yokunqoba, izindlela ze-doggy ezigwebela ikhamera. Kuxhumana ngqo nomoya we-vanandjuani, lo muntu omde omhlophe eqala egqokile kodwa avulelwe kancane emikhubeni evulelekile, iminwe yakhe ijikela njengezimpethu ezincane ekuncane okubekisayo, isikhumba sakhe sikhanya njengoba sikhumbile sisuka emswamp yokushisa. Emqondweni wami o-wired, izindlu zabo zazingqubuzela: ukungena okujulile kuka-westworldcouple ngokumelene nemijaho yezandla ye-vanandjuani, imifula njengamakhaya amabili lapho ukugqabula kanye nokugaya kwashiya lezi zicucu ezimangalisa, izindawo ezingenamuntu.

Mfana, no-leo_kitty? Lo muntu omdala omhlophe we-fetish waba i-curveball, izinto ze-foot ziguquka zibe izindlela ezinhle, izindawo zivulelwe njengamalahle, izandla ezingabonakali zivusa umoya we-ghost orgy. Uxube no-lau__1, omunye umntwana omhlophe ojabulayo, egoba futhi ehlukanisa izinto ze-toy symphonies ezibubulayo njengomculo omnyama, ukungqubuzela kwabo okugoba ngokugoba kungumdanso we-dueling curves, ngamunye eshaya ukuze agobe okona kukhulu. U-Lau__1 wayeguquka usuka ekuhlala okubambelekile kuye ezikhundleni ezishubile, njengokubiza imimoya evela ngaphansi, futhi u-leo_kitty wayebuyela ngokuncela okukopayo okwamunca umoya wokungqubuzela.

Ungangibeki ngokungena ku-giselle_js, indlovukazi encane ye-Latina ye-fetish egxile ngasemva njengemifanekiso engcwele, ihlikihla futhi ifake izinto zokudlala njengabavimbeli emgodini wegolide lenyama. Ubhekana ngokuthule no-eva_m1racle_, lo muntu omde we-blonde ahlikihla ukuze afake, ukuphumula kwakhe kuguquka kube umsebenzi womlomo we-couple ojikeleza emuva kwezinqubo ze-giselle ze-solo rear—kungathi bashintshanisa imibono ngaphesheya kwesithuba sedijithali, enye iphathwa izinkomo kuyilapho enye ikhulula amabhande, ishaya ukuya ezicupheni ezilukwa ndawonye kulesi sebenzi se-webcam esingaqondakali.

U-Cutiepiespanks, lo muntu omdala we-blonde one-bi vibes kanye ne-twist yasekhaya, uvula isivumelwano—noma uyivule—ngamakhampisi ezinwele ezicupheni kanye nokuhlukumeza kwe-toy, exuba izintshisekelo ezigqokile nezinto ezigobele ezimpungeni ezidlula yonke le lineup ehlanyelwe. Ungumqedisi, wehlisa imiboniso yezinyawo kanye nemijaho emfushane eyajika ibuyela ezijikelezweni zokuqala ze-marry_cordy, ingibambe kulesi sikhalo esingaphezi sokungaqondi.

Ekugcineni, iskrini sami sisiheha esingcolile, amanothi ayingqungquthela, lezo zingqubuzela zibunyezela zibe inkungu enkulu yokuphefumula kanye nezindawo ezishiywe. Kwakuyosuku olugcwele noma kuze kube phakade? Inka yami ngiyazi, kodwa kwakuwuhambo olukhulu olwalungelene nomgca wokuphela. Nginikeze enye i-caffeine hit; ngingahamba futhi ngingena ngaphakathi. (Inombolo yamagama: 1189)