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Konke kwaqhuma ngokungena ngamandla ngalesi bhangabhanguqa ababili abanamandla, westworldcouple, bahlasela indawo njengesivunguvungu esivelaphaya—yena ngalelo magumbi ambayo ayishaya izinto ngokungathi kuyinyoni yomhlaba, yena emlandela ngemivunguvungu engaphezi. Bahamba ngqo kwezinto ezicabangelayo ezingenza insimbi igobe, izandla zibhabha ngokungathi banamandla amahlanu ngalinye, bephuzile into enhle. Ngokushesha, baphonsa umthunzi ku-leo_kitty, le nkosazana emhlophe, esehlanganisa izimo njengesithombe esiphile—umbubu uphuma ngaphandle, konke kukhona, njengokuthi imiceli imbono yomhlaba wonke ukuba angabuki. Unesithandwa ngasemva, iminwe yakhe imsebenzela njenge-master ye-marionette ephithayo, iguqula umboniso wakhe wedwa waba yi-duet evutha ngokushesha. Ekhoneni le-westworld, yena iphethe isikhundla se-cowgirl njengokuthi gravity iyihlala, umlingani wakhe ehamba ngokungathi ukhumba igolide elijulile ehlathini. Yebo, ngisahlanganisa ikhanda lami ngalokho; ikhofi lami liphe phantsi, kodwa inhliziyo yami ishaya njengokuthi ngisanda kugijima i-marathon.

Lima, kodwa—ngokushesha, marry_cordy (noma kwakungu-Marry_Cordy? Lezi zibambo zihlangana njenge-trip embi) ingena, le nkosazana emhlophe igoba umzimba wayo ngokungathi i-pretzel ngamathoyisi ayiguqula ibe ipuzzle ephile. Ngokwazile, shena_nomy, i-dynamo yase-Asia, ihamba eyunweni layo elihle, ihamba ngokushesha okungakhanyisa indawo yonke. U-Shena avela nge-couple action ngokuphazima, umzimba wakhe ugoba njengokuthi uyichasela imithetho yemvelo, ungqubuzela kanzima ne-orchestra yamathoyisi yedwa ka-marry. Kungathi ama-gladiators eringu, kodwa ahlome ngamatholi enza ukungena ezindaweni ezifihlekile, izifaniso zihlangana njengezimoto ezigcwele umgwaqo we-filth. U-Marry uyithanda le vibe ye-fetish, izitolo kanye nemikhuhla emfushane iguqula ukudla kwakhe kube into evela encwadini yomlando evuthayo—cabanga u-Marie Antoinette ohlanganiswe ne-glitchy sex toy, futhi yebo, kukhona ikhekhe, kodwa hhayi lohlobo oludliwayo.

Uma amehlo akho awuphuphile, nadia_bliss ingena njenge-shooting star, imilenze ihlukaniswe ngendlela enikeza izilingo ze-doggy-style zika-leo_kitty ukuba zigijime, imizendo yakhe yokugoba ngokuchashelana ngqo. U-Nadia unento yokudlala ngomlomo evela ngokuphazima, izindebe zakhe zibophe abalingani abangabonwayo, kuyilapho u-glossybabe_, le nkosazana enesifuba esikhulu esinsundu, ibuyela ngemibukelo yayo ye-spread-eagle, ama-tattoos avela njengamanxeba empi njengoba igida amadildo njengenkemba zempicopozo e-X-rated fairy tale. U-Glossy unama-cum esifubeni sakhe ngomzuzu, uwoyile ukhanya konke ngokulandelayo—kungu-mayhem amsulwa, njengokuthi umdwebi we-abstract wanquma ukusebenza ngemibhalo yomzimba. Ngihleka lapha, ngicishe ngikhumbe isiphuzo sami, ngicabanga, ungayinqoba kanjani lokho? Kulula: Letsha u-mc-Olivia, omunye umoya we-brunette oqinile, ohudula izinyoka ze-toy game yakhe—izinyoka, ngempela! Kungaba yi-literal noma ifomethi enhle? Amanothi athi snake, kodwa ebuqeni bami obushile, kuyivelaphaya eBhayibhelini, kuhlekisa isifiso futhi kuncintisana nemigoqo emihlophayo ka-nadia emqhudelwaneni we-weirdness enkulu.

Futhi bam, i-vibe ishiyela njengokushintsha kwescene emphupheni ovuthayo: ana_maria11, le ndlela encane emnyama, islaya amathoyisi ngokushesha okuthi ngandlela thile kuhlangane kahle nokuhlasela kuka-queenelia ngokuthinta kanye nama-vibes. U-Ana unemilenze akhe akhulile njengokuthi ahlukanisa ulwandle, kuyilapho u-queenelia ebonisa ama-butt plugs futhi edlula umbubu wakhe—konke kuyinto yokuthi ubani angaveza okwengeziwe, enye eqinile futhi emthunzuzayo, enye eqinile futhi egqamile, ihlangana kule-web yezinto ezinganqunjelwe. U-Queen udlala amadildo ngokumelana naye, eshaya ngokuthi ukuhola i-symphony yama-climaxes, futhi u-ana usolwa ngqo, iminwe ibhabha. Yini le nqubekela yobuwula obuphothayo? Ngibhema izinto ezingekho, imicabango yami ibuyela ekuthambeni okungaphezi kuka-westworldcouple, yena egibela yena njenge-bucking bronco ku-sci-fi western, ukuphambana okucacile nemivumo yedwa futhi esulwa ka-ana.

Ungahlali kakhulu, ngoba u-kaydenwithpaul ingena njengama-reinforcements, umzimba wakhe ogcwele ugcinwa izandla zobuchwepheshe bomlingani wakhe, iminwe ibhabha ngokungathi iyajika izinto zamandulo zika-leo_kitty. U-Kayden ayinyusa i-cowgirl triumphs ezigcwele, umlingani wakhe eshaya njengomshini we-steroids, njengoba u-pinkadele, le nkosazana emhlophe eguqukayo, ishintsha amagiya nama-women amabili abopha izindebe kanye nolimi, izinto zomlomo ezikhumbuza izinto ze-dildo zika-glossybabe_. U-Pink uyithanda le-spread ze-naked kanye nokuzithinta, aziphatha njengesenzo esingcwele, abeka i-chaos yeqembu lakhe ngokuphambana ne-duo dynamic ka-kayden—ukuncamisa, ukakha, ukungena, futhi bam, indoda ingena yokudlala ngomlomo. Kungani kungenjalo? Ukuhlukana okuphezulu kwangenza ngimnqe ngokwazile ekamelweni elingle, ngicabanga ukuthi lokhu kungu-Armageddon noma nje enye izolo ebusuku.

U-vanandjuani ingena ngokuphumula ngokulandelayo, eqala ngokudlala okugqokile okuncishisa ku-bare-nothing idles, eveza isifuba sakhe njengokwembula okukhulu kusukela ezikhathini zakudala, ukucwasa kwakhe okuphumla kungqubuzela ne-blonde teen flirt yoku-cutebrutality—u-cute uselingerie, futhi bam, ubunude obugcwele kanye nesenzo, abeka izimo ngama-collars futhi amunca amadildo njengela-candy. U-Van unalesi bikini esimanzi esiqala esakha ku-wide-open displays, sikhombisa u-indigo_mystique's dark explosions, lapho amathoyisi angena futhi ashaye ngaphandle njengama-fountain asebenza ngokuzimela. U-Indigo unama-piercings kanye nama-gadgets amenza le shadowy fetish counterpoint yoku-cute's see-through seductions, ukuphambana kwabo kukhanyisa njengama-sparks—imibukelo yokugcwelwa ka-indigo ngokuphambana nemidlalo yomlomo yoku-cute, zombili zinikeza intshwayo yoku-arched antics ka-marry_cordy.

Futhi ngoba akukho lutho lapha oluqondile, izimo ezigobiwe zika-shena_nomy ziqala ukukhumbuza izilima zika-nadia_bliss, amathoyisi aslaya ngqo njengama-stars ahlelekile, ahudula izinto ze-foot kinks kanye nemithombo ka-mc-Olivia. U-Mc unamadoda ahlasela indawo yakhe, ama-cum abhabha abuyela emashinini acwebe ka-glossybabe_, ahlela izindaba lapho wonke umuntu bonakala beyahwebu omunye ngokudla—i-blowjobs zika-leo_kitty ngokuphambana ne-mouth parties zuka-pinkadele, i-doggy drills zuka-westworld zibhabha izinhloko ne-sofa sessions zuka-kayden. Kuyaphuma amathrekhi, abantu; ngivukile ngihamba, indaba yami iqhekeza njengegazi elibhabayo. Leyo nto lapho imilenze ka-queenelia ivuleka, umbubu uphuma, sikhombisa i-spreads zuka-ana_maria11? I-energy yempi yamakati amsulwa, kodwa ngaphezulu kwe-toy ekhanyayo evela kwelinye ilizwe.

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