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Hello, my sweet friend, you just happened upon the digital home of unoriginaljebus. There isn't much to say except that I know exactly where you want to go, and right now, the path begins right here in my room. I am the kind of guy who knows how to make an entrance and stay right in your mind once the lights have dimmed. My open question marks suggest there is so much more to discover, teasing you until you cannot wait to take off your own disguise and see the real man underneath the screen. Things will slow down later. I am known for my love of tasty cakes and the sweet, satisfying feeling of something ending up right the way I planned it should. But honestly, the stache on my face is only half the story. It is just for show, glamorous and ready for your attention. If you quote me like a casket is not enough to convince you that you are spiraling out of control, then come see why people like the way the camera gets hot enough in my rig to feel wrong to no one but you. I love you so much it hurts sometimes, and I want to show you just how much I can make you melt on your own personal cloud. Since you clearly have no tags defining who you are, let me pull you into my orbit where I am the one setting the pace. Come watch me Live I guess, because I need more than just a friend right now. There are only a few hours until I see what you tell me, and I want to be there for you while the rest of the world sleeps and you are awake to witness everything I have waiting for just you.
tasty cakes.... with the stache, tasty cakes
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