Will and Lucy are a secure and playful couple, living in the Rocky Mountains. They have four very adult, of course of legal age, as well as in XXX, children. Really, they are just a normal family,.... of perverts. Will is the family's hapless patriarch, not that anyone listens to him. Will goes off to shower, and you may not see him for days. Lucy is the much adored mother and wife, but NOT YOURS. So don't call anyone mommy or "insert sperm donor's name here because you can't use the D-word" in this room.
Lucy doesn't share either. So stop wasting everyone's time asking if Will is cuckold, he is not; or asking him if you can fuck his wife. He will say her name is Lucy, and she is not going to let you. Will is right, you should be asking Lucy that question. He loves watching her put you all in your place. Sit back and grab your favorite bottle of lube, Will and Lucy are just about as kinky as you are ever going to wanna be.
Now their twins, Dear Lord, you got another thing coming! Whether its the super-model Breianne, or the escort to the stars Becky, you better pay attention or you'll be upside down, over your head before you can say "shaved nut-sack". This in addition to their oldest, Betty, the youngest Sissy, Lucy's 3 socially depraved UNbrothers, their Mothers, in addition to cousins, uncles, college roommates ex-wives, shitty husbands, and yes, even Crazy Aunt LoLa makes the occasional appearance. So long as you are not rude or gross, and practice Will Fuckner's advice, "Kindness doesn't cost you a damn thing, sprinkle that shit everywhere!".
Come on in and meet the Fuckners! You are sure to have a grand time, and most of you will bust a nut too. The rules in meetthefuckners room are just like most everyone else's because the Fuckners believe its not about you, its about all of us doing it in front of each other. Here are the rules: follow the CB terms of service, be of age, don't do drugs, no children, no animals, and all that stuff. No spamming, don't be a dick, don't be gross, and we know what that is even if we can't explain it here right now. Tip for a request, and your requests are welcome. They are mostly ignored until you tip because Will and Lucy are still really into each other after all this time. So don't think you are going to interrupt their freak. What's even better for everyone in this "we put the FUN in dysfunctional family", is to interact with us all. Say hi to each member of the family when they roll through the room. Its not like you will ever get them all in one place at the same time. You won't, it's literally impossible. Get to know us, and then support the good times with something from the family's wish-list for a name drop during a show!
Remember, all rights are reserved as per the CB terms of service. Don't record, thats stealing, its wrong, and really dickish. Refer back to the don't be a dick rule. The most important thing! have fun, be kind, and party like the sun will never rise! Enjoy the show!
