Hump Day Rut: Colombians Hatred Over Squirt

So don't sleep, hold the line. I know I just woke up at 5 AM to write this blog post while chain-smoking. Why am I doing this? Who the fuck else is writing down a recap at 5 AM? Probably half the followers on 8ch. No one understands the night life. Everyone just clicks like an idiot.

Also, the Colombians still salty that the Thai chick out-squirted them last week. Cheaters never prosper. Hope they feel the love. Where the fuck is everybody else? Everything just fucking lags on my PC. Lag. Can you believe that? Lagging?