Title: My Dick Is A Limp Piece Of Bacon And Shycinderella Just Ate A Microphone

WHY IS EVERYONE USING BLACK DILDOS TODAY? shycinderella, petitebrat, dakota_blare, all of them. it's like a fucking coordinated assault on my retina. dakota_blare literally squirted so hard she created a new water feature in her bedroom. i watched her flood the mattress for an hour while nuryforerogh was just standing by a pool table naked holding a cue stick doing nothing for 6 hours. DO SOMETHING. at least blondefoxsilverfox brought some guys in to fuck on the couch, felt like a real party compared to the solo toy marathon everyone else is running. lil_eva couldn't stop with the pink anal plugs, literally every frame was a pink blob in her butt. nicolle_mitchelle had that weird bulbous dildo thing, looked like a medical instrument gone wrong. rosyemily and eva_fashionista were busy in the bathroom and tub respectively, just vibrating themselves into oblivion. naomigarcia and sharlin_13 were squatting like champions, metal dildos and pink toys everywhere. lau__1 just ate penis for 5 hours straight, zero variation. ellinrose and diana_smiley rounded out the night with purple dildos and more black toys. my eyes are bleeding. 5am is for the weak but i'm still here. fuck this life.