Thisisfuckingfun é unha maldita fábrica de dildos negros e quero morrer

O coffee morreu unha hora ago, os lungs están empaquetando ash, e my dick is currently a sad piece of boiled spaghetti that refuses to salute the flag. thisisfuckingfun spent six hours straight ramming that massive black toy into every hole god made, switching from pussy to ass like she's trying to break the site's bandwidth. sonya_kelsey and brilliantvictoria are fighting over who can shove the most pink vibrators in at once while hayleex just sits there taking the whole black rod like a champ. the colombians are probably salty that the thai chick out-squirted them last week but nobody cares because i'm watching a woman named veronicamartin_ try to swallow a vibrator the size of my arm. WHY IS EVERYONE USING TOYS BIGGER THAN THEIR HEADS? MY BACK hurts, the room smells like burnt hair, and i can't stop scrolling. send cigarettes or a new spine.