Bridgetjean spenderade två timmar på att byta blå toppar innan hon finally smasha en pink dildo

VAR I HELVETE FINNS DET BRA INNEHOLD IDAG? VARJE ENDA RUM BARA "INSERT PINK DILDO, INSERT BLACK DILDO, INSERT RED DILDO." bridgetjean, DU SPENDERADE 40 MINUTER PÅ ATT JUSTERA EN BLÅ LACE-BH INNAN DU EVEN TOUCHED DIG SJÄLV. VI BEHÖVER INTE SE DIG POSERA MED FÖTterna UPPE I EN HALV TIMME, SWEETIE, SMASHA LEKSAKEN eller GET OFF SCREEN. soficb EVEN FÖRSÖkte INTE, BARA STRAP ON THE BIG BLACK ROD och GO TO TOWN ON THAT VAGINA LIKE A DRILL PRESS. marry_cordy MED METAL DILDOS? FÖRSÖKER DU puncture DIN OWN UTERUS? DET SER PAINFUL AS HELL UT, STOP IT.

molly_p GETTING Railed BY THAT GUY THEN ANOTHER GUY THEN A THIRD GUY, DID YOU SIGN A CONTRACT FOR NON-STOP PENETRATION? DIN RUM SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND LUBE AT 11 AM. tollysage AND HER FRIEND DID THAT WEIRD THING WHERE ONE GIRL PLAYS WITH A PINK VIBRATOR AND THE OTHER JUST WATCHES LIKE IT'S A NETFLIX SHOW. PICK UP A TOY TOO, IDIOT. VALERIE TRYING TO SUCK TWO DILDOS SIMULTaneously AND ALMOST GAGGING, HONESTLY ICONIC BUT ALSO A BIT CRINGE. livanddrew TURNED THE COUCH INTO A FUCK TRAIN, TWO Dudes pounding while the other girl holds a mug? MULTITASKING AT ITS PEAK.

minimollyq RUBBED HER CLIT WITH PINK NAILS FOR 60 MINUTES STRAIGHT. BORING. crazybabyyy STANDING NAKED HOLDING A COFFEE CUP LIKE "PLEASE TIP ME SO I CAN BUY MORE COFFEE." uwuxo EATING A SANDWICH TOPLESS WHILE OTHERS ARE GETTING FINGERED, PRIORITIES. heybanan OILING HER ASS FOR CLOSE-UPS UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE A GREASY DONUT. NO ONE IS EVEN TRYING TO BE CREATIVE ANYMORE, JUST PLUG AND PLAY WITH THE SAME THREE COLORS OF PLASTIC. MY EYES ARE BLEEDING, MY COFFEE IS GONE, AND I STILL HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT BRIDGETJEAN'S BLUE BRA COLLECTION. DIE ME.