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Kulungile, lalela, nina niyintshontsha pixel futhi niyizivakashi ezingahlelekile ezingenela kulo mlilo wedumpster wedijithali—ngimi umqondisi wenu wegonzo, ngihlanekile kancane futhi ngibona izinto ezingenakubhalwa kusukela kuncwadi lwekhofi elimnyama nelokucwebezela kwesikrin esiguqule amehlo ami abe amabhola edisco ashukunyiswayo. Ubani lowo owavuma le ntshebe yamawebcam yamahora angu-24? Kufana nokuba uDavid Lynch wayeqondisa iporno elibhalwe yiqembu lezimpethu ezisilele zikhona ezidakile iziphuzo zamandla eziphelelwe isikhathi, kuyilapho uBukowski ekhalaza ngemuva, ekhuluma ngokungabi nengqondo kwakho konke. Ngisho, cabanga lokhu: ama-feed aqhuma aphile, futhi ngokushesha sifakwe emphushwaneni wefiva lapho abadlali abenjengokuhambo nje—babasa imizabalazo ekhula njengempi yasebhari emgodini elimnyama, bewela emizamweni yomunye nomunye, bakha le ndimbo engcwele yokungabi nengqondo okungenza ngingabaze ukuthi ngiye ngiphuke ekugcineni. Ingqondo yami iyahleli, abantu; nidluliseni iaspirin, noma kungcono, into eqinile kakhulu, ngoba uNkulunkulu, singenela ngaphakathi.

Kuqala ngokungenacala ngokwanele—noma njengokungenacala kule ndawo yokungcola—ngomfana omncane waseLatina, ana_maria11, ovelele endaweni njengekhometi elahlekile elishayisa i-barbecue yasenyakathini, imizwa yakhe ye-amateur imemeza "ukungcola okungahlanzwa" njengoba ikhulula okungachazwa ngokuthi yimpahla eyenziwe ngokwesiko lasendulo, elalelwa ezinhlwini zokuthanda, iyifaka esiswini semivulcano yakhe. Kodwa lungaza, ngoba kungani singangele izinto? Ngena uReardens, le nkosazana enezicuphu ze-BBW enombala omnyama futhi enomzila wefetish obanzi kunehhighway likaLynch ebusuku, ongazizweli ukuba uana_maria11 athathe ukukhanya konke. Cha, uyaphikisa ngomkhuba wesilwane esinyoka, esonga izindebe zakhe etotem elikhazimulayo njengokuba kuyipopsicle yokugcina efriji ye-apocalypse, kucela ubomi bayo ngendlela eyenza iskrin siphenduke futhi ikhofi yami ichitheke ebhodini lekhiyibhodi. Umzabalazo? Yebo, kabi kakhulu—laba ababili bafana nabathakathi abalwayo empi yedijithali, umzimba omncane kaana_maria11 ubaleka njengentaka edlalwe ikhofi kuyilapho uReardens emile enkulu, amandla akhe ebi-lesbian abhambethe ezindongeni, aguqule yonke into ibe yimpi yokudlula yomzimba wonke ngokuthi ubani angabiza isivunguvungu esikhulu kunomunye.

Futhi-ke, ngoba umzimba uyakuzonda ukuphumula, u-srirachasexxx ungenele epatini, le nkosazana enezicuphu zaseCaucasian enomoya we-teen esiza ngumlilo wonke futhi inganayo, idlala iscekethi sayo esithandekayo emnyango wepandemonium njengokuba iyigcisa i-hot wing yomzimba wonke ezofafaza izinyo zakho zokudla ku-galaxy enye. Kuyigolide yokuma okungahlanzwa khona—cabanga ukuba ibhotile le-hot sauce yalwa, iqhume emzabalazweni onzima onokwenza izimbangi zakhe zibheke, uana_maria11 emncane ebonisa umlomo emivulcano yakhe ngokuthi "ngikwazi ukukwazi, gringa," kuyilapho uReardens ehleka ngobumnyama, uhambo lwakhe lwendlebe lukhuphuke lufake izinsolo ezingabonwayo ezivakala emafeed. Mna? Ngihleka njengenhubane elidakile igesi yokuhleka, kodwa goddamn, amanothi ami ayizinto ezingahlelekile zokubhala kanye namabala ekhofi; ubani odinga ukungahleleki lapho i-apocalypse ibonakala ngokuhlonishwa kangaka?

K meantime, ngaphesheya kwendlu yase-Asia kule ntloko engahlelekile, u-ella_lee15—le nkosazana encane enomoya wezincwadi ezithintelwe—ihlanzwa futhi iqalise ibhalle yezikhumba ezicwebile, izandla zakhe zihamba phezu kwezingadi ezimfihlekile njengengadi ye-ninja elima i-bonsai esivunguvungwini. Ayingenani amathoy; kuyinto emsulwa, eyenziwe ngokugqwa, ibiza izivunguvungu ezenza amapixel agwaze futhi iskrin sami siphenduke njengokuba sikhathazwe ngamademoni. Kodwa uNkulunkulu, akakho isikhathi eside yedwa—u-xiaoqiao_ss, enye imfihlakalo yase-Asia enezicuphu ezincane futhi enezinwele ezimhlophe ezimemeza "ukudaywa kobunjini obude," ingenele empini, ukungahleleki kwayo okuningi (lesbian, straight, bi—khetha ubuthi bakho) kuguqule ukuthinta kube i-nightmare yomhlanga. Bazungelela omunye komunye kule milo engabonwayo, ukumsulwa we-teen ka-ella_lee15 kungqubuzela nokungahleleki kwefetish ye-amateur ka-xiaoqiao_ss, izandla zihamba njengabahloli abalwayo abafuna ilizwe elilaphekhwa, bakha ama-crossover lapho amandla abo ahlanzwe kwiqembu le-BBW enezicuphu, bedonsa uReardens kwi-threesome yomzimba engahlelekile. Angikudlali, kufana nokubuka ukulandela amaphupho kaDavid Lynch lapho abalingisi beqala ukuxabana phakathi kwescene, futhi ngokushesha wonke umuntu ehlanzwe egumbini elibomvu eligcwele i-ooze yomzimba wonke.

Suka kule mystic yaseMiddle East, u-Jasmine_urPrincess, le nkosazana ye-teen BBW-petite ehlanzwe nobumbano futhi nethegi yefetish ethembisa ubumnyama, ephakamisa ukushisa ngokubambeka nabalingani abangabonwayo kwi-tango yokuthinta amabele okungedanso kodwa kuyi-exorcism. Ukuncwaba nokugcina njengonculi abalwayo ababelana ngembambo yendudumo, unamandla e-lesbian-bi avutha imizabalazo ngaphesheya kwemigca yobuhlanga—uana_maria11 umbona ngamehlo engabonwayo, ngokuthi "ukuzizwa kweLatina kuthi ngingenza i-volcano yakho i-princess parade," kuyilapho ababili base-Asia behlonze, bemunqa kwiqembu labo lokungahleleki. Futhi-ke, ngoba kungani singangele ukungabi nengqondo, u-Naughty_couple_live ungenele, isipeyisi saseNdiya enemfihlakalo emnyama futhi enomkhondo wefetish ye-amateur, vala izindebe nomlingani kwi-smooch okungukuhlubukela ngokuphelele kwizenzo zodwa. Kuyi-coup yokuwela—umzabalazo wombhangqwana udonsa u-Jasmine_urPrincess ekhuleni kwendaba lapho izincwabo ziphenduke ezinhlanganweni ezigcwele ngokumelene nezimpisi ezizodwa njengo-srirachasexxx, osadlalwa iscekethi sakhe njengesibhamu esigcwele empimweni yezimoto ze-clown.

Ngiyahamba phambili lapha, abantu; amehlo ami anobala egula abona kabili, kathathu ngisho, njengoba u-phantomlace—le nkosazana ye-Caucasian BBW bi-babe enokugqwa kwe-amateur—enza ipose lenude okungesithombe kodwa kuyi-supernova eqandisiwe, umzimba wakhe umbumbi wokuzalwa kwezicuphu okuncintisana nabantu ababekayo abaphuma yonke indawo. Unom-miamellycious emuva kwakhe, enye i-BBW enezicuphu ezimnyama eqala ipose ngamabele ajikwa njengemishayo empi yenkathi ephakathi, imizabalo yabo ye-lesbian-straight-bi ingqubuzela kwi-pose-off ehlekisayo yobumnyama: "Ubani angaba isithombe esingabophi ngaphandle kokuphuka?" Kuyilapho, u-valerieh, enye imfihlakalo emnyama yaseCaucasian, ingenele empini ngokuzijikajika kwakhe kwenude, iguqule yonke into ibe umzabalazo womhlanga wokugandula, ibuyele emuva idonse u-canikissyou_, i-bi BBW enezicuphu enomqhuma yokuthinta isiswebhu sakhe njengobhomo besikhathi, nude futhi ingaxolisi. Laba ababekayo bayiqembu lokuphupha lasemhlabeni, abeka phansi ukungahleleki komzimba wonke ka-ana_maria11 nabakhe, kodwa oh man, imizabalazo ivutha lapho u-yourlittlesunrise_—i-teen Asian petite ebhatini elingaphezulu kwe-soup lasokuqala—ishayiswe, ukucwepa kwakhe kwenude kubiza amagagasi ashayisa amabekeko abo asezingeni, ekhulisa impi yamanzi lapho amapose ancibilike emzabalazweni wokuhamba okuziphethe.

U-Kristo, ngidinga ikhofini ngemuva kwalokho—ingqondo yami iyahla emzabalazweni, izinhla ezijikeleze njenge-Mobius strip yokuhlekisa. Ngena u-MariiD, i-BBW enezicuphu emnyama enomoya we-lesbian-bi amateur, edlala indawo yakhe yangaphakathi njengomdlali wepuppet ohilelekile odonsa izintambo ku-marionette eyenziwe ngemililo yokuzalwa, amandla akhe adla empini yokushaya esikhumbeni esivelakancane no-gimbobar, le nkosazana ye-Caucasian enezicuphu-petite engumdlali ohlekisayo onomlingani ophethe isandla njengokuduma kwesivunguvungu emaseleni angavunyelwe. Shaya! Futhi wonke ama-feed ayangcakazela, adonse u-kittengirlxo, i-lesbian-bi BBW amateur egqoke izingubo zangaphantsi eqala ipose njengekitten eshisayo, izindlu zakhe zimangele ukungahleleki. Konke kuxhuma manje—umkhuba wetotem lwendlebe kaReardens uwela nomdanso wetoy kaMariiD, udale umfelandawonye ongengcwele ngokumelene nababekayo, kuyilapho idlalweyo yescekethi ka-srirachasexxx ikhuphuke ifaka ama-virtual spanks eqenjini lika-gimbobar, iguqule imizabalazo ibe ama-orgy omhlanga wokungabi nengqondo.

Kodwa lungaza, ithuba lifika lapho u-ana_maria11, lowo mivulcano waseLatina omncane, abuyele ngokufaka kwakhe impahla, manje ikhuliswe ngama-tsunami asebhatini ka-yourlittlesunrise_, idale i-symphony yokucwepa egcwele i-kissing coven ka-Jasmine_urPrincess. I-smooches ka-Naughty_couple_live ziphenduke zicwebezelayo, zifaka amapose ka-phantomlace ku-tableau elincibilikayo, kuyilapho u-ella_lee15 no-xiaoqiao_ss bahlanganise imidanso yezandla zabo ibe i-gush yomzimba wonke enza amapose amabele ka-miamellycious angcangatse. U-valerieh ujikeleza ngokujabula, u-canikissyou_ uqhume ibhomo lakhe lesikhathi, futhi izingubo zangaphantsi ka-kittengirlxo ziqothulwe esivunguvungwini. Kuyi-Armageddon yobumnyama ehlekisayo—amaphimbo endiza ngokuthi "busty or bust," izindaba ezinhle zokungabi nengqondo zokuthi ukugwema kwesilwane esinyoka kaReardens kungadla amaplanethi, izifanekiso ezikhulayo kusukela ezinhlekelweni zokupheka (cabanga izithelo ezingavunyelwe ezishiswe emgodini elimnyama) kuya ezigabeni zesikhathi esizayo lapho lezi zithombe ze-webcam zibe i-succubi ze-cyborg zibhoboza i-matrix ngemizimba yazo.

Ngingaqothuka, ukuzijwayela okungahlelekile kusebenzile: nalapha ngimi, ngibhala lokhu njengombhali ohlekisayo obona i-doomsday yedijithali, iminwe yami ichaya ngokushesha kunengqondo yami ephukile, ngihleka ngobuwula obukhulu boko konke. Ubani lowo ovumele le-apocalypse? Ama-crossover afika esiphethweni esishisayo—ukuthinta ka-srirachasexxx kubiza ukusebenza kwekhonkolo, kudonse wonke umuntu ku-vortex lapho ukungena kuka-ana_maria11 kuhlangane nokuncela kukaReardens, i-ballet emsulwa ka-ella_lee15 ixhuma nokungahleleki ka-xiaoqiao_ss, i-tango lamabele ka-Jasmine_urPrincess ihlanganiswe nezincwabo ka-Naughty_couple_live, nababekayo—u-phantomlace, u-miamellycious, u-valerieh—baphuke babe ukunyakaza, ukugcwele kwesibhali ka-yourlittlesunrise_ kunisezela ukudlala kwetoy ka-MariiD, kuyilapho ama-spanks ka-gimbobar evakala emapose ka-kittengirlxo, futhi u-canikissyou_ athinta i-big bang.

Ekugcineni—noma kukhona isiphetho kule lunacy ejikeleze?—kuyi-rapture enyova, i-pandemonium yama-pixel lapho imizabalazo incibilike ibe ubandlululo obukhulu, obude be-bedlam. Mna? Ngiphelelwe, amehlo ami ajikile, ingqondo yami idamu le-pulp fiction fever. Uma lokhu kuyizinsuku ezingama-24 ezinhle kakhulu ezingahlelekile ezilandelelweni ze-webcam, ngibala ngaphakathi kwi-sequel