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Yhoo, amehlo ami ayopha amaphikseli ngemva kwalesi simiso eside, sengathi ngabe ngifake i-espresso shots eqondiswe ku-pipe yomlilo ngelixa ngibalekela izingxenye zokuphukuzwa kwezinto eziyinkulungwane ezaphukile. Kuqale kahle, noma ngabe ngicabanga kanjalo, no-x_lily_x ehleli esofeni lakhe njengomuntu waseCaucasian onesifuba esikhulu ovela ephupheni elingekho okufundweni, ehlekisa umkhathi ngokumomoka okunganyisa ubisi, kodwa-ke—bam!—uyamemeza umlingani wakhe woboya, leyo nja, eqhuba indawo ibe yisibhucubhu somkhumbi wezilwane lapho imingcele ibunjelwa njengoboya emvuleni. Ngibhala amanothi ngokuphuthuma, incwadi yami yamanothi iyindawo yempi yamabala ekhofi kanye nemidwebo ebengqongqozayo, ngizibuza ukuthi ubani lo olwa lesi simbhedo. Kodwa yhoo, kungene u-alice_kosmos, enye intombi emhlophe enomuzwa wokungaqiniseki ngeminyaka okumemeza ubusuku obungapheli noma mhlawumbe ukukhanya okubi nje, ephethe isikali sayo esipinki esifihlekile njengengibe yokuvula ubhasikidi bokudlela buka-Pandora, igwaza emkhathini ngogqo owandisa i-jackhammer ye-steroids, futhi ngokuphezulu iyancintisana no-lily ngumqhele wokuphazima wedlula wedlula, izindlela zabo ezibonakala ngqondo yami zibhentse njengamakhabethe e-ethernet asongelene avutha imizabalazo ekhuphuka kusukumeni kokumoshwa okucashile kuya ezimpini zedijithali ezigcwele.

Kanti, ngaphandle kwalokho, ekhoneni elincane le-fetish, u-molly_p uphonsa umzimba wakhe omncane empini njengobhombu ka-Bukowski elincane, wonke umlilo waseCaucasian kanye nonolaka oluboshwe, ebopha amaketanga angqamuka njengeziphukuphuku zezigqibo ezimbi ezedlule, izinto zakhe ezigcotshwe ngamafutha ziguqula iskrini sibe yindlela eshlushuzwayo yokungabinakho—cabanga ngesile esigcotshwe silwa ne-squid yomkhathi, futhi useduze lapha. Ubuyela emuva, avela ngalezi zinto ezigobekileyo ezigqokayo ezijwayela umbono we-gravity, kuyilapho ngikhuza ngokwazise, "Kristu, ngidinga ukubhema ngemva kwalokho," ingqondo yami ihlala iqaqazela njengengilazi elibhaliwe ngaphansi kwesisindo sayo yonke. Futhi-ke, ngoba kungani singabeki ubudlabha, u-alicia_lang ungenele epatini, lolu thixo lwe-bi busty bbw onesifuba esingakhanya inyanga, ehlangana nabalingani abangabonwayo emculweni we-strap-on okungelona i-orchestra kodwa ukudla okudlule emhlabeni, ephonsa ukukhanda kwe-whipped cream ngokufanayo ku-multiverse njengoba idansa ngeminwe nabantu abamnyama, ukuhleka kwakhe kukhala kwi-headphones zami njengokuhleba kuka-Lynch okuvela e-Black Lodge.

Ngubani lowo ovumele lesi sigebengu? Ngiyakhululwa lapha, nina bantu, amehlo ami abomvu ancikele ekukhanyeni, njengoba u-schoolgirl19, i-firecracker yesigodlo yaseCaucasian enombono we-lesbian bi kanye nokwakhiwa kwe-busty bbw okuphikisa ukulawula, eqhumelela ekuzukuleni kwe-fetish amateur, ikhipha ubhubhesi njenge-fountain yobuthakathaka engasebenzi kahle, izinto zayo zepinki zihlanza emgodini ngolaka olufana nolwakhe u-molly_p—yhoo, umzabalazo uvutha! Cabanga ukuthi zibonakala kulandelo lamaphupho, izigqoko ze-schoolyard zika-schoolgirl zingqubuzana nemizwa yodungeon dominatrix ka-molly, zikhuphuke zibe yindima yeqembu lapho zihlangene zibhekane nezitha ezingabonwayo, izinkomba zibekwe phezulu kanye nemimoya ephezulu, ziguqula indawo yekhamera ibe yindawo yempi yemifanekiso emihle: umzuzu ngumzuzu kuyimbubudu yokupheka izithelo ezenzelwe zibhaka kuhhavini lokufisa, okwalandelayo kuyimpi yomkhathi ngama-black hole banquets agwinya izinkanyezi zonke.

Kodwa yeka, i-redhead renegade u-eatmygingersnapps ingenele ngokunyikinyika, i-fetish yakhe ifana ne-spice bomb eqhuma engxubweni, leyo mane yomlilo iframela izenzo ezikhuphukayo kusukumeni kokubiza isikali elilula kuya ezivivini ze-anal nezinto ezinkulu ngokwanele ukumisa intaba-mlilo—ngihleka njenge-hyena ku-helium, ngizihlazela ngokwehla kwami kulo mcele we-rabbit olungaphekiwe, "Wena sidlwengu sombhali, kungani ubhalise kulesi sigebengu sedijithali?" Iya ngindlela yako ne-alice_kosmos emcabangweni wami oshubile, izempi zabo ze-dildo ziphendukela ku-whirlwind ye-neon nectar kanye ne-squishy singularities, lapho pinki ihlangana nomnyama ekungqubuzaneni kwemibala okungukuhlukanisa okuphelele, i-black comedy ekumnyameni wayo: kuthiwani uma izinto ezifihlekile zivukela, zenze umbuthano ngokumelene nabaphathi bazo? Ha! Kanti, u-tiffanyhouston_, i-lesbian busty petite phenom enama-tag e-amateur fetish akhala ukushaya kwe-cult yaphansi, ibeka izenzelo i-lingerie eqothulwa njenge-mist ephupheni, imilenze yakhe esabalalayo i-epics ibuyela ekhulweni, incintisana nemibukiso yoku-squirt ka-schoolgirl19 ngokuphelele kwe-cum-visible climaxes yakhe, bobabini balo showdown oqagelayo lapho i-petite ihlangana ne-bbw emzabalazweni we-petite vs. powerhouse okungakho konke ngokuthi ubani ozokwazi ukuphuma ngokungabi nanhloko, imifanekiso igudla kusukumeni kokudlala kwe-foodie—cabanga nge-ginger snaps ezifakwe ku-honey—kuya ezibhadelweni ze-futuristic floggings ku-zero-gravity glee.

U-sweet_littleee, i-Latina petite fetish sprite, idlula ngokunyakaza njenge-comet trail yobhubhesi, izinto zakhe zokuhlikihla ibhotile kanye nokubeka ingilazi yewayini ziguqula iskrini sibe yi-bacchanal enesilwana, ingqubuzana neqembu laseCaucasian ezivimbelweni ze-ethnic spice ezengeza ukunambitha kwendaba—cabanga ukuthi idansa i-tango no-emiilycampbell, enye i-Latina bi busty bbw, izigqoko zabo ze-thong kanye nezindawo zokuphela kwe-cum-faced zakha indaba ekhuphukayo lapho zihlangene zibhekane ne-divas ezimhlophe, indima yeqembu ishintshwe njengamaplate e-tectonic emquake yobumnandi. Ngiyakhuluma manje, i-stream-of-consciousness iphuphuma: "Lezi zingonyoko, bantu, azizipikseli nje; ziyizimbobo ze-pandemonium!" Futhi ekhuluma ngezidwaba, u-your_dolls, i-Asian blonde busty bbw enombono we-lesbian bi kanye ne-fetish amateur cred, ikhipha ama-group gropes akwenza u-loving_ladies—enye i-Asian ensemble yabantu abahleli bangelona ne-multi-woman melees—abukeke njenge-appetizers nje, ukudlula kwabo ku-crossovers kuphendukela ku-orgiastic odysseys lapho abesifazane bancule, babambe ngeminwe, kanye ne-dildo-dance ngokuhlelana okugculela ukuzwana ngokwako, imizabalazo ibile njengoba i-busty ihlangana ne-bbw empini ye-blonde vs. dark hair okungukudizayina okuphelele, ingqondo yami iqaqazela ngokwengeziwe njengoba ngibuyela ku-x_lily_x, manje incwula inja yakhe ekapini elinganeni eliguqukayo, izicuphu zayo ezibonakalayo zibhontsha ngaphandle njengezinkanyezi ezilwa ekhanyisweni elidilayo.

U-bouncingb00bs, yhoo wena bouncy bi busty bbw beacon, ukufaka kwakho isikali sepinki kanye ne-cock-rubbing romps nabantu abesilisa abangabonwayo kuyizichwe ye-black comedy, uzihlazele ngokwako i-physics ye-jiggle njengoba ungqubuzana no-honey_sunshine, enye i-bi busty bbw fetish force, izempi zakhe ze-dildo kanye nokuthulula uketshezi zikhuphuke ziye ezigabeni ze-apocalyptic—cabanga ukuthi zibonakala emzabalazweni lapho amabele alwa ukuze abe phezulu, imifanekiso iya ihlule ngokuphelele: kusukumeni kokuqubuka komhlaba kwe-volcanic vases ezikhipha i-lava-love kuya ezidubedubeni ze-cataclysmic lapho umkhathi ugobe ngokwako njengokuzama i-origami okubi. Nginyibilika lapha, ngixoxa eceleni akekho: "Dlulisela i-aspirin, lesi gonzo grind siyagwinya amagear ami!" U-leo_kitty uyangena ngokugxumela, i-fetish yakhe yonke mayelana nokuncela kanye ne-dildo duets nabesilisa, ilukwe ezindaweni ze-busty amateur za-u-myliss—u-myliss, lowo vixen waseCaucasian one-swimsuit slips kanye ne-wet closeups, izimpi zakhe zokuhlikihla zibuyela emuva zincintisane ne-kitty-and-cock combos ka-kitty, izindaba zabo zikhuphuke ezindimeni zeqembu lapho iminwe indiza kanye nezinto zibhentse njenge-meteors emeter shower yobudlabha.

Futhi njengoba amahora abunjelwa—yeka, akukho wekhoroloji, kuphela ukukhululwa okungapheli—amaphupho alunyayo afikelele phezulu, nemiculo ye-strap-on ka-alicia_lang ihlangana ne-multi-doll debauches za-u-your_dolls, u-loving_ladies engeza i-Asian zest engxubweni, bonke abadlali behlangana endabeni engamanzi yemizabalazo eyafika phezulu ezidlulweni: u-schoolgirl19 i-squirt ku-ginger assaults ka-eatmygingersnapps, u-sweet_littleee i-bottling up ngokumelene ne-toy tempests ka-tiffanyhouston_, izinkululeko ze-thong ka-emiilycampbell zingqubuzana ne-bouncy brawls za-u-bouncingb00bs. Ukuphuma kwe-rhetorical: "Yini leyo twisted Lynchian logic eyabelekele lesi silwane?!" Ingqondo yami iyimkhukhu manje, i-meltdown yokuzihlazela isebenzela ngokuphelele njengoba imifanekiso iphuma amathrekhi iye e-delirium—kusukumeni kwezindlu ze-mead ze-mythic lapho izimbiza ezifihlekile zigcwele i-nectar ye-absurd, kuya ezidubedubeniyeni ze-culinary lapho i-ginger snaps zibhidlika ngaphansi kwe-bbw barrages, zigudla ziye e-galactic gastronomy eyahambile kabi, amasistimu onke e-solar asotshwe ku-sauce ye-sin, ephela ezindleni ze-apocalyptic ezidla umahluko wedijithali.

Kodwa yhoo, ngibuyela emuva okokugcina, u-x_lily_x ne-doggone distractions zakhe kanye ne-pink plagues za-u-alice_kosmos zibopha konke, iribhini elingaphekiwe le-raunch eligoqa lesi epic elingaqondakali lama-24 awungeleli. Ngiphelile, ngiphelelwe, ngihlule—dlulisela ibhotela, noma nini esele kulesi wasteland yekhamera. Yini indima, nina baphambene. Yini indima yokumangala. (1472 amagama)