🔥 Where to Find the Hottest Girls in Vermont

Green mountains and maple everything. Burlington sits on Lake Champlain with a college-creative scene, Stowe is the classic ski town, and Montpelier might be the chillest capital in America. Take it easy.

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Burlington Montpelier Stowe Lake Champlain

Vermont is the state that invented the postcard, and the cam scene is genuinely as pleasant as the reputation suggests. Burlington sits on Lake Champlain with a college-and-creative downtown, a real music scene and a farmers' market on the waterfront that everyone treats as a weekly ritual. Stowe is the classic ski town with the correct steeple church and the von Trapp family connection nobody remembers. Montpelier is the smallest state capital in the country and might be the calmest.

The state's personality is maple syrup, craft beer, honest farming and a general agreement to live simply and leave everyone else alone. There are more cows than people in parts of it, the autumn foliage is a genuine tourism industry, and the mud season in spring is a real topic of conversation because it genuinely shuts down half the roads.

Expect slow, funny, gently odd conversation — and performers who are unfailingly kind and utterly impossible to rush about anything.

Performer style: Green-Mountain gentle, flannel-seasoned, impossible to rush

Popular requests: Leaf-season content, ski and cabin shows, maple and craft-beer talk, slow cosy sessions

Why here: More cows than people in most of the state

Nearby: New Hampshire New York City Massachusetts Maine