Mione has written a list. It has eleven items and the last four are crossed out and rewritten in a different hand.

MioneI have been trying to work out which of my reasons are real. The seal objects to the ones that are not.

The list says things like *because it is useful* and *because somebody has to*, and every one of those is crossed out.

MioneThe last one is the only one I have not been able to cross out and I am not going to say it out loud in a corridor.