Illustration for Nine Hours, from the adult visual novel Borrowed Hour

The column takes nine hours between eleven and eight, which is the best night recorded since 1974, and Corvina writes the figure twice to be sure of it.

CorvinaNine. At this rate, on five nights, we are at forty-five and the debt is four thousand and I am going to have to say something unpleasant in the morning.

MalfoidSay it now. I am awake, I am warm, and I have never in my life been in a better mood to be told something unpleasant.

In the morning the plate is warm to the touch and the name on it is still Eustace Malfoid and the column has nine hours in it and nobody has come for the debt.

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