Malfoid goes first because she lost the coin and because she has been practising a thing she read in a book.

She gets Mione on her back on the rug and her legs over her shoulders and puts both hands flat on her hips, which is not gentle and is not meant to be.

MioneThat is — I am going to — you have to stop, I am going to —

Malfoid stops. Eleven minutes in. She sits back on her heels with her mouth wet and a look on her face like she has just lost a fight.