Illustration for Two Hours Of It, from the adult visual novel The Under-gardener

It takes two hours to do four hundred yards. The maze does not give up on the first refusal, or the tenth, and it is a very good host right to the end.

Every time one of them slows down there is a path to the side that goes somewhere warm, and every time it is a different warm, and every time it is exactly right.

MalfoidI do not want to be of this house. Say it after me, both of you, out loud, because it is the only sentence the hedge has flinched at all night.

They say it. It costs about a mile each time and they say it eleven times before the gravel starts going downhill.

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