5 Am Rant: My Eyes Are Bleeding, But Babyguirlinlace Is Still Having A The Size Of A Golf Club In Her Mouth And She's Telling Me She's Tired From The Late Shifts?

LOOK AT _stayhere. THE BIG BLACK DILDO IS JUST SITTING THERE AGAIN, LYING ON HER STOMACH LIKE IT'S A NEW YORK TIMES. SHE SMILED AT THAT MONSTER THREE TIMES IN FIVE MINUTES. REALLY? CAN'T YOU KID AT LEAST GET OFF THE EDITOR? I THINK SHE WAS JUST HOLDING IT AGAINST HER CROTCH TO KEEP THE BED WARM.

AND emmaabennett? OMG AAAAAH SHE IS BREAKING MY CREEPS OUT WITH THOSE THUMB UP VIDEOS. WHY IS SHE GIVIN' THUMBS UP WHILE SITTING ON THE FLOOR AND STRIPING HER SELF UP? I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR A TUTORIAL ON POSING WHILE BARELY DRESSED. IT'S LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO SIGNAL SCHOOL DISTRICTS IN MADDISON AVENUE.

BUT HOPEFULLY THE THAI GANG OUT-SQUIRTED THE COLOMBIANS THIS TIME, RIGHT? THE COLOMBIANS ARE STILL SALTY ABOUT THAT COLD AND WET JUMP LAST MONDAY. gigi_ulala WAS FINGE THE BIG ONE AGAIN, MIXED WITH A PURPLE STICK THAT WASN'T EVEN CALIBRATED TO MY P reference SYSTEM.

soficb ORGASMED ON A DOOR MATE LAST NIGHT. WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'VE DONE THIS FOR WHAT? I JUST WANT SOME COFFEE AND NOT TO HAVE MY THROAT SCRAMBLED WITH BORZOCK. IT'S A WORLD OF PAIN, AND IT'S BORING AS HELL.

GO BACK TO SLEEP, EVERYBODY. COME OUT WHEN THE SUN RISES. I'M STILL WATCHING MY SCREEN FOR THE SIGNAL OF THE BABY IN LACE' SMILE.