5 AM Rant: Meri aankhon se khoon beh raha hai, lekin Babyguirlinlace ke muh mein abhi bhi golf cl...

_DEKHO _stayhere. Woh bada kala dildo wahi baitha hai, apne pet par leti hai jaise woh New York Times hai. Woh us monster ko 5 minute mein teen baar muskuraya. Sach? Kya us cheeni ko kam se kam editor se bhi utarna nahi aa raha? Main sochti hoon woh bas usse apni chuchi ke paas rakhti rehti hai taaki bed garam rahe.

Aur emmaabennett? OMG AAAAAH woh mere creepiness ko tootne de rahi hai unhe 'Thumbs Up' videos se. Kyon woh zameen par baithkar aur khud ko strip karwate hue 'Thumbs Up' de rahi hai? Kya mujhe nangi hokar pose karne ka tutorial karne ke liye sign up karna tha? Jaise woh Madison Avenue ke school districts ko signal de rahi hai.

LEKIN UMEED RAHI KI IS BAAR THAI GANG NE COLOMBIANS KO OUT-SQUIRT KAR DIYA HOGA, NAHI? COLOMBIANS abhi bhi us thande aur namle jump ke baare mein garam hain jo pichle maanchavar ko kiya tha. gigi_ulala ne wapas bada kaam kiya, ek purple stick ke saath jo meri P reference system mein hi calibrated nahi tha.

soficb ne kal raat door mat par orgasm kiya. Kyon sab log sochte hain ki maine yeh sab kyun kiya? Mujhe bas thodi chai chahiye aur apni gurgani ko Borzock se scramble karne ki zaroorat nahi hai. Ye dard ka duniya hai, aur ye bahut hi boring hai.

Sab wapas sone jaao. Jab suraj niklega tab bahar aao. Main abhi bhi apne screen ko dekh raha hoon Baby in Lace ke muskaan ke liye signal ke liye.