The 4 Am Ramble: Coffee Dead, Cock Broken, Girls Lulley Hard

She died. My room basically died when I typed this line. I'm haunting the internet and there's no ghost for me because I'm just a 29 year old degenerate cam veteran who can't keep his eyes open. Look, the Colombians are absolutely salty that the Thai chick out-squirted them last week, and now everyone on the interwebs knows whose pussy is wetter. I tried to type this with one hand and a cigarette falling out of my mouth the whole time, but my dickedness was already fried from yesterday's manual session. The coffee machine went out exactly when I needed to hydrate, and now I'm just staring at the chat log like a senile old man. sary_hott just dropped a Lovense plushie duration so long it deserved an autopsy. vanandjuani had a car show? Seriously? I thought this was supposed to be about bedroom boredom, not modeling in front of a sedan with a global gag order. And germaine_jones... she's tryna reach goal #3 squirt/Ocean and honestly, her pipeline is clogged with something worse than latex. dakota_blare was up on the harness like a champion, squirting on her own chest like she owns the night. milablum was just fingering close-up, getting spit in the face by real hands. petite_fuck with the BBC and gloves? I wish. She looked like she was trying to eat a donut. ami_katana dressed in white bodysuits like a psychic whore who thinks butterfat makes her more glistening. marry_cordy lost her road to Ocean. ameliawhitex had no juice. hi_miki looked for squirting but only found herself. ricasashaa couldn't facial the man in the room even if her ass had a vacuum cleaner plugged into it. olive_you_ was getting fisted, and I really admire that kind of endurance while I'm typing with a cigarette stuck in my back teeth. livanddrew were looking at phones like they forgot to be naked. marsabass just moaned at a pillow for 3 minutes straight. serareads in a diaper with a giant clout dildo? I almost laughed out loud and choked to death. Here's the thing: the room nobody wanted was the one with the best dick showing off in the corner, and he was male, and he was huge. Nobody asked for it. Nobody ever asks for it unless they want a fucking squirt show. That's just the way the world works. Think about it. If you sat on your computer and masturbated to a guy showing off his thick cock for 4 hours straight, you'd probably get a glimpse of why these girls die in the chat every day. They're not doing this for love. They're doing it because someone told them they were worth it for a sprinkle of cum. If the ejaculate chemistry was faster, the whole thing would be over before I finished my rant. Instead, everyone is just trying to find one single goal and the only way they get one is if the controller is lying next to their bed and they're screaming "let's go" to the nearest dick in the room. And let's be honest, the only dick that ever answers is the one that doesn't care about your privacy, only your fantasy. So, if you want something real, something that tastes good and makes you wet without the analysis, find a way to cross those two weird things. Either the dildo infiltrates the fantasy or the fantasy infiltrates the dildo. One thing is for sure: once you see what these girls can do with a black bullet in their ass, you'll never look at your own sex life the same way again.