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Buyela ku-Sophydiva, ongakapheli—ukuncobola abalingani, ama-marathon okusebenza ngokwezandla aguquka abe i-odysseys zomlomo, izimo zakhe ze-nude zigoba futhi zisakazeka njengamunye umkhathi wokunwebeka, kuyilapho u-Dakota_Blare ekhuphula ngama-anal beads akha ngama-worms cosmic ahamba phakathi kwezikhathi zakhe njengokumba emigodini emnyama. "Ubani ovumele le-apocalypse?" ngimema egumbini elingenamuntu, ingqondo yami ihlazeka njengengilazi elibhaliwe ngaphansi kwesisindo salokhu kuxhumana kwezindaba. U-Dakota unalesi sithakazelo se-bead, afake em-vaginally emikhubeni yokushisa ngokushesha, ngezinye izikhathi nabalingani besilisa, futhi kuyaba kule ndawo ka-Lil_Eva, lapho ama-vibrators abomvu elwa nama-beads emincintiswaneni yami eqagendwe ye-fever-dream. U-Eva uneflagi ye-fetish, ngakho ukufaka kwakhe i-bottle kuzizwela njengezivivinyo ze-alchemical ezingahambi kahle, ziphuphuma zibe yimidlalo engqondweni eyingqondo lapho eshiza esazini semlomo we-fountain of youth, kodwa yiyiphi nje iprop esukela emgqomini we-inventor ophileka.

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