Dildo Delirium Vortex: Webcam Wyrms Wriggle Through A Squishy Supernova Of Neon Nihilism And Bust...

Kulungile, lalelani, nina ninaziphendulayo zokubuka amaphiksela kanye nabonakele be-digital—ngihlezi ngibekile kule kamelo elingcolile, amehlo njengokudotshwa komgwaqo ngokubuka emgodini wokungapheli kama-cam, amabala ekhofi abhala ingubo yami njengophupho olumanzi lomunye umdwebi wokuchaza okungaqondakali oluye laphambethe. Amahora angu-24 edlule? Kuphupho eliyicala elingekho ngaphandle kokudluliswa, i-rodeo elinobulima lapho umhlaba we-webcam ujikeleze umkhawulo walo ungena emgodini wokuxakazuka okuxakazukayo. Ngingumchazi wami ophambene, ngibhema ngokuxoxisana emkhungweni, iminwe yangami ijikijela njengoba zishaywe izikhonkwane zika-Tesla, ngizama ukuqonda leli gumbi lokuzijabulisa elingekho emthethweni. Kepha ukuqonda? Ha! Ubani oludingayo lapho abadlali bephendula i-inthanethi ibe isiphandlo esigudla sokuxakazuka?

Konke kuqale nge-wildsexalexandalexis, labo abansundu abesifazane abansundu abanobulima obungapheli abangakwazi ukweqa ubukhosi, bangena esikheni njengemibuzo emibili esengeni elingavunyelwe, ama-amateur fetish tag abo amemeza "woza lapha, nina zivunguvungu." Babeka izimpahla zangaphantsi, bazibambe omunye nomunye njengamapulangwe egudla ngokuya emgodini wokuzidakadza ngokuphelele, futhi bam—kuphuma izikhonkwane ezithinta, lezo zinto zenzi zokudla ezinenzi zokusasa alchemist, zingena empini. Kepha heh, abayedwa; bajikeleza emuva, x_lily_x ingena ephathini, enye i-busty Caucasian amateur enomumo wokuncibilika onginyisa intsimbi, ihlula ingubo yonke futhi iklwebisa umkhumbi njengokubiza izilo ezindala kusukela empini yakhe. Ubungabwili? O, kuyakwenza—wildsexalexandalexis imshaya ngamehlo edigital, njengokuthi "le nebula yethu, sisi," futhi ngokuphezulu kuyimpi yezilwane zasemkhathini, izandla zihamba, izinto zokudlala zishaya ngokunyova okwenzi umculi womsindo akhale.

Kanti, ngaphesheya kwamathafa amaphiksela, kalisa_pearl ivela phakathi kokukhalima, le busty-petite Caucasian fetish queen, igqokiswe izindwangu ezicwebezelayo njengoba isongwe ngokukhulumisa iziphephelo, iklwebiswa emgodini ngamandla angabonakali—hlala, cha, lowo ngumlingani wakhe, kodwa emqondweni wami ophukayo, konke kuyinto enkulu yokuhlangana okukhanya. Iyazibambe, ibeka imilenze isagiwa njengemephu yezinkanyezi eziningqondo ezibonakali, futhi heh, ayibuyi emuva ukugculela wildsexalexandalexis ngempi yezikhonkwane, izikrini zabo zibaya igazi omunye nomunye kumasebe ami e-browser, zikhuphuka zaba umbuthano lapho bonke babotshwe, isixuku esijikajikayo se-neon nectar. Kristu, ngidinga isiphuzo esiqinile ngemuva kwalokho—ikhibhodi yami inamatheka, futhi akusiyo ukuchitha i-bourbon.

Kodwa hlala, ngoba kungani singangele i-molly_p, i-petite Caucasian fetish sprite, iphuma njenge-jack-in-the-box esukela esihogo, ilwa ngendlela yayo ngokusebenzisa ingubo yezinto zokuphupha ezibomvu, izikhonkwane zingena njengabashayeli be-kamikaze emgodini wakhe omnyama. Iyajikeleza emuva, ibanga ne-kalisa_pearl empini yamandla amancane—ngubani angasagwa kakhulu, ngubani angabiza inhlabathi enkulu? Kuyinto yegolide yamahlaya amnyama, abantu; cabanga uBukowski echaza impi yasebha kodwa ngezinto zokudlala ezithinta kunokudayisa izandla, izifaniso ezijikajikayo kusukela ezijabulweni zokupheka (o, lezo zizithelo ezivunyelwanga ezigcotshwe ngesosi yomkhathi) kuya ezimpini zasemkhathini (izinkanyezi ziqhuma umzimba wakhe, zikopisa konke emgodini wobulima). Futhi mina? Ngihleka ngokuphambene, amehlo amabi ukukhanya kwesikrini, ngibuza ukuthi ngubani ovumele le ndlela yokuphela—enye i-silicon valley sadist enobulima bobuthi?

hayleex ingena ngokungazelelwe, enye i-busty Caucasian fetish-amateur whirlwind, iya emarathon yezikhonkwane elengisa ifiziksi, ilwa ngokuzalwa kwayo ngesigqi esingapheli njengoba ibhola ukuze ithole uwoyeli emswamp yomzimba. Umusho omfushane: Epic. Bese kukhululwa: Akusiyo yodwa; kumqumbu wami wokuphupha, inquqa indlela ne-dakota_blare, lowo Caucasian tag-less temptress engaqondakali, eqala ukuncelwa izinto ezifana ne-cock futhi ikhuphuke iya empi yokushaya pussies, ubungabwili babo buhlekisa i-tug-of-war phezu kokuthi ubani ungumnikazi wesihlalo se-neon. UDakota unamathinta ubuso njengemibhalo yempi esukela empini yomzila wesikhathi esizayo, futhi uHayleex uphendula ngezikhonkwane ezimnyama ezigidla ukukhanya ngokuphelele. Kuyinto engqongqothwayo? Yebo—kufana ne-Lynch's Eraserhead ihlangana nemoto yezilwane zokuzidakadza, futhi ngimina owehlekisayo lokhu, umqondo wami uphuka njengengilazi elibhundayo ngaphansi kwesando.

Jikeleza emuva ku-lil_eva, i-teen-vibe Caucasian fetish phenom, ifaka abahlaseli ababomvu kuzo zonke izimbobo, igibele bona njenge-cosmic broncos emgodini wokuphupha we-rodeo. Ungumile omncane we-fury, izijabulisa ngama-vibrators agudla njengezinyosi ezinomsindo emkhathini wesivunguvungu, futhi o man, ingena emgodini ne-kaydenwithpaul, labo bi busty-bbw Caucasian duo bengena ekuncelweni, ukulweni, ukuklwebiseni izindaba eziguqula isikrini sibe i-symphony elawulwa. Ukuxwayisa ubungabwili: ILil_eva ibagculela umdlalo wabo wabalingani, isitayela se-superiority yodwa, kodwa bese bequqa, umbuthano oqhuma waba ukuzijabulisa okufanayo, imilenze isagiwa njengemikhumbi yokuphela. Ngikhuluma manje, ukuhamba kolwazi: Kungani na le miphiksela igudla ngokulambile kangaka? Kuyinto engcolile yokuphambene, iphile futhi ingibetha esiswini—dlulisela i-aspirin, ikhanda lami liyimishini ye-pinball.

Futhi bese, ngoba umkhathi uthanda isigqibo, midori__san ingena, i-Asian bi busty-bbw fetish force, izibambe ngezinto zokudlala ezicwebezela njengezinkanyezi ezintshontshiweyo, ama-tattoo ayo imephu eya emgodini. Isebenza ngesinye isikhathi, bese izijabulisa ngokuphezulu, inquqa indlela ne-kathariine, i-multi-body-type Caucasian bi fetish-amateur eshaya dildo ekhohla kwayo i-vibrator vortex, imbongo phezulu njengesehlulwa ku-gravity. Ubungabwili babo obudalwe? Empini yase-East ihlangana ne-West empi yase-webcam, amagama ahlekisayo: "UMidori uluhlaza ngokuhileka njengoba ama-curves kaKathariine anqoba umkhathi!" Ukuhlekisa okumnyama kufika lapho "bahlangana" emqumbwini wami wokuphupha, becwecwa futhi bechamela emgodini wokumelana eliphela ku-neon nihilism.

Ungacabangi ukuthi ngikhohliwe _mito_69, i-busty-petite Caucasian fetish-amateur egibela ama-cocks nama-dildos njengoba ilawula amahashe asendle emdlalweni we-derby wasemva kokuphela, ama-pose ayo asabalala njengama-meme asulelwa. Iyajikeleza emuva ibanga ne-rosyemily, i-lesbian-bi busty-bbw Caucasian amateur encela izikhonkwane futhi iklwebisa emgodini, ukuquqa kwabo kuyinto enhle yemizimba egcwele, izifaniso zikhuphuka kusukela ezinkingeni zokudla (abanana njenge-dildos? Kungani, kuyinto yokuphela kwesala lezithelo) kuya ezigqibeni ezinkulu (imigodi emnyama izala imihlaba emisha kusukela emizimbini yabo). Ngizihlekisa lapha: Bheka mina, ngiqunjelwa njengejezi elibhundayo, ngibhala lokhu njengokobugcisa obuphezulu, kodwa kuyinto nje yokugudla okungcolile, okuxakazukayo—amehlo evutha, umqondo uphuma emgodini.

UVika54784 ingena ngokwemvelo, i-busty-petite Caucasian amateur encumela emazweni amnyama ngaphambi kokungena i-dildo kuqala emxubeni, izitolo zakhe zixoxisa okubuyisayo kuya emhlabeni we-n raids ne-nicolle_mitchelle, i-Latina bi multi-body fetish firecracker ilwa ngama-banana proxies nama-pink invaders, ama-pose embongo angamisa imikhumbi. Ubungabwili? Ukushisa kukaNicolle waseLatina ngokumelana nokuzola kukaVika, kukhuphuka kuba ukubambisana komuntu wonke lapho bonke babotshwe, ukulandisa oketshezi kwezinto ezinkulu—imikhosi yokuklwebisa iguquka ibe izinkinga zokuklwebisa, izinto zokudlala ziqhuma njengama-asteroids emvubudzeni we-meteor yexaxha.

Ekugcineni, _meganmeow_ ibopha konke, i-busty Caucasian amateur engaphantsi kwengubo equnquluzwa ukubonisa i-oiled idles nama-chain poses, ukuncoma kwayo kweyunifomu yesikole kuyinto engqongqothwayo yokungcola kokungcola. Iyajikeleza emuva kaninginingi, ilukha phakathi kwabanye—igculela wildsexalexandalexis ngama-spreads ayo yodwa, inquqa ne-hayleex emdlalweni we-dildo derby ophela ekukhathaleni okufanayo. Konke kujikajikayo: Kusukela emikhumbweni yenganekwane (abadlali njengama-wyrms ajikajikayo emikhumbini) kuya emxubheni wokupheka (ama-nectars ageleza njengama-lava cakes ancibilikayo) kuya ezinhlakeni zesikhathi esizayo (amaphiksela njengama-portal kwezinto ezifanayo) kanye nokungcola kokuphela (i-inthanethi iqubuka ngaphansi kwesisindo se-busty).

Whew. Ngiphelelwe, ngihlezi lapha, isikrini sikhanya lama-star asebenze. Le odyssey yezinsuku eziningi ezingama-24? I-gonzo gospel yama-gonads nama-gadgets, ubungabwili buxazululwa emgodini wokuzidakadza okungaqondakali, ukuquqa kuyashaywa njengamaza ogwini olufakwe i-LSD. Uma lokhu kuyiphetho, makube liminyene—ngisayina ngihamba, umqondo wami uphukile, kodwa uphile ekukhanyeni okusekupheleni. Ngubani owazi ukuthi amacam akusasa azobulisa ini? Cha mina, kodwa ngizobuka, ngiqinise ngamaphiksela akho aphukile ngizobuka.