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Konke kuqale ngo-molly_p, le ntsangu encane yabamhlophe enomoya we-fetish, ubudala bungaqiniseki njengokuthi iyisiphi esingapheli esivela empeleni yezinganekwane ezigugule. Ungenelela empini njengenkanyezi edlula efemini le-pudding—bam, nanka, ilwa namathuluzi amakhulu anjengokuthi ahlwithwe epankini yomthakathi ohlongozekile, umzimba wayo omncane ujikela ezimweni ezizenza umdlali we-contortionist abe neblush. Kodwa holy hell, akayedwa; ngena u-lisaakira, ibhomi elixubile lobuzwe elinezimo ze-lesbian-bi, indlovukazi ye-BBW amateur fetish, eqhuma endaweni njengentaba-mlilo enamandla eqhuma ububi obushisayo. Amandla abo ahlangana phakathi komfula, asungula le mpikiswano lapho izimpilo ze-dildo zika-molly_p zikhuphuke zaba izimpilo ze-group zika-lisaakira, abesifazane abagqokile izingubo zokulala bexubeka njengamapulangwe e-tectonic agaya ngokuya kwenyoni ye-ecstasy.

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Kuphela, ekhoneni lezivunguvungu zomhlaba, u-cleopatra_sinns, imfihlakalo yabamhlophe ngaphandle kwama-tag kodwa umzimba okhulumela ukuzela, ubeka izimo ezingubeni zokulala njengokuthi ususa umoya wasendulo we-siren, egqoke i-thong futhi ehlekisa, izinsiko zakhe zokuxubeka nezokuphuza zihlangana emaphaphini. Unomzabalazo okhuluma no-blazingeve, enye i-busty BBW bi Caucasian, ochitha isikhundla sakhe se-apocalypse ezimweni ezimuncu ezingapheli, imilenze ihlala kahle njengokuthi imema umkhumbi ngokwawo kwi-tea party. Izinsiko ze-dildo zika-blazingeve ziphendukela emkhathini, izifaniso ezijikeleza kusukela ezinsiza zokupheka kuya ezikelemu ze-interdimensional ezimboza ezindaweni ze-nebula, futhi u-cleopatra_sinns uphendula ngokwakhe i-vibrator volleys, bobabini bekhuphula babe yi-virtual catfight lapho izimo ziguqule zaba i-bend-overs, amathuluzi ajikela phambili njengemimethere e-belt ye-asteroid orgy.

Susa kimi, umxoxi ophunyelela, ngishaya ikhibhodi yami njengengoma ebhandini le-punk esuka esikhulweni, ingqondo ihlehlwa kakhulu njengokuthi u-lindabluee, i-vixen yabamhlophe ngaphandle kwe-frills, ajoyine impini ngemidlalo yakhe ye-dildo fuckathons ne-masturbatory marathons, imilenze ihlala kahle ezimweni ezibuyela emuva emaphaphini okuqala ka-molly_p. Kungathi bayi-tag-team phambi kwabantu, amathuluzi amapinki ka-lindabluee angqongeneza ne-vibrators ezimnyama ka-molly_p endabeni eyasungulwa lapho beyizichwepheshile ze-sorceresses ezibiza izivunguvungu ze-squirt ezikhungumbuza amadamu edijithali. Oh, ubuwula—ngihleka njengempisi ene-helium, ngicabanga ukuthi bangamawele Lynchian egumbini elibomvu le-rubber delights, lapho konke ukujikela phambili kuguqule ku-delirium, imisho ikhula njenge-taffy edonswa ngamademoni angabonakali kuze kufike SNAP, buyela emuva ezijabulweni ezishushu: Boom! U-lindabluee ucabanga indlela yokunqoba, kodwa u-molly_p ubuyela ngokudla isiphetho esidla iqiniso lonke.

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Ngiduma manje, amehlo abomvu, ngikhuza egumbini lami elingenalutho: Ubani ovumele le-apocalypse? Kungathi i-id yomhlaba we-internet iqhume, futhi u-bunnybonn1e, i-teen-vibe Caucasian bi busty BBW amateur, iyisiqoko esiphezulu, imizila yayo ye-dildo ne-butt plug poses ihlangana nemandla ye-Latina bi busty-petite fetish ka-niccole_mitchelle. U-bunnybonn1e ukhuphula kusukela ezitekeni ezigqokile kuya ezifungweni ezimuncu, elwa nemilenze yokuxubeka ne-toy insertions ka-niccole_mitchelle, bobabini besungula le showdown ye-Latina vs. teen lapho izimo ziguqule zaba i-apocalyptic ass-ups, izifaniso zihamba ngokumangala kusukela emithini ye-minotaurs ekhwele imizila kuya ezivunguvungweni ze-black holes ezidla i-goo yomkhathi wemithombo.

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