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U-Kristu wami, ngiqale phi ngaleyo mali yedolobha yedijithali eshisa izinhlaka zami izinsuku ezingapheli? Ngihlezi lapha endaweni yami emnyama, amehlo njengokudotshwa komgwaqo ngemuva kokudakwa kuka-Bukowski, iminwe iyangcangcazela phezu kwekhibhodi njengoba ngizama ukuhlanganisa ubugebengu obudlule kulezi zindawo ezishubile ze-webcam. Konke kuqale njengohambo olubi lwe-acid efemini lelipthekli, no-sophydiva— le nkosazana enesikhumba esibomvu njengobumba ngeminyaka engama-20, yonke imizamo yomlilo yamaCaucasian— ingena ngqo emkhakheni wokuzijabulisa okuphindaphindekayo, yena nomlingani wakhe ongaziwa behwebelana izichasi eziguqule iskrini saba i-cauldron egobekayo yokuchukumisa okungavunyelwe. Iminwe idansa njengopopayi ababulalayo endaweni yokubulawa kwabalingisi, imizimba ixubeka ngezindlela ezingenza u-Dali abhexwe, futhi lapho ucabanga ukuthi isifika esiphezulu, bam! Uyaqeda, ebeka isimo njengesithombe esikhunjulwe esikhunjulwe e-Pompeii yezobungqingili, kuphela ukuze aqale kabusha ngokuqabula okungincibilisa amapulangwe ase-server.

Kodwa wuheha olungaka, sengathi isivunguvungu esisodwa sasingenele, u-dakota_blare unquba iphathi njenge-comet elwayo, omunye umoya ovunguza wamaCaucasian ngeminyaka efanayo, kodwa unepakethe lezikhali ze-cosmic—izindwandwe zingena njengezinyoni ezinkulu emigodini engaziwa, amabhuzu e-anal ahleleka njengamachweletshana e-pearl okungaziphatha okuvela emfuphi yomculi wezinto eziphambene. Ngiyafunga, izikhathi zakhe zazizwa njenge-galactic bake-off ephumelele kabi, ifaka izinto ezicwebezelayo ezazicwebezela, ziguqule ukudla kwakhe kube i-symphony yokucwebezela, futhi ke—poof—uyagxumela emahlombe, isidlo esincibilisayo siphuma njengobuciko obungaziwa buvela ku-Pollock explosion. Mimi? Ngimema eskrini sami, "Ngubani ofaka le-apocalypse?" Ikhofi lokuphuma kwesithathu, ngiqonde, njengoba ngibuka ukukhuphuka kwakhe kusuka emihambini yezobufazi kuya emkhakheni we-bead invasions, ngiqhudelana no-sophydiva's tender tangles ngokuhlasela okunamandla, okugcwele amabhuzu.

Futhi ke, ngoba kungani singaphonsi ipetroli emlilweni, u-lil_eva unyonyoba wangena—ufakwe ithegi njengenkosazana yezobungqingili, Caucasian futhi akhulile ngeminyaka engama-20—ehlangana no-sophydiva's frenzy njengokuba abekulokhu kukhona ukungqubuzana okuphendukile. U-Eva unalo ukuthanda okupinkiwe, efaka injengokhiye wokuvula ibhokisi lika-Pandora le-delirium, umzimba wakhe uguquka ezimweni ezimemeza "meluleka amandla adonsa noma ufile." Umzuzwana ngesikhathi umemeza imimoya ngokwakhe emazweni angaphansi, omunye umzuzwana ubhontsha isiphithiphithi—ngempela, efaka amabhodlela ngokunyakazisa okwenze ngikweme nge-ramen yami, ngicabanga ukuthi u-Lynch uqondise lesi qephu. Ubuya emakhelweni, iminwe izulazula emkhakheni wokuphazamiseka okuphindaphindekayo, kuyilapho u-sophydiva ngaphesheya ekhuluma izintombi njengabathandiweyo abalahlekile kwi-soap opera esuka esiyenqabeni. Ukungqubuzana? Yebo, kuyakwenza—i-fetish flair ka-Eva ihlula ama-group dynamics ka-sophydiva, njengokuthi "Izimo zakho ezidlele zinhle, kodwa buke ngami ngigibela le-rocket epinkiwe eya enyangeni!"

K meantime, ngaphesheya kwechweba le-pixelated, u-oh_julie—mdala kancane, 26-30, useyingCaucasian futhi enezobungqingili—uyavuselela isitsha sakhe se-pink peril, efaka izinto zokudlala ngobufazi ngokunemba komculi wezinto eziphambene ojikeleza imicakato ye-cosmic. Imilenze yakhe isabalele njengemilomo yesilo sangokubumba, izingubo zokulala zihlaziseka ngaphambi kokuba konke kuxubeke kwezimo ezidlele ze-nude ezibuyela emuva ekufakeni, zikhuphuke sengathi umcakazise u-lil_eva ukuba akhethe. "Ukubeka izinyawo? Ha, buke le-vibrator vanish act!" Ngimemelela ngokwami, amehlo amabi avuleka njengoba ukudla kuka-Julie kuhlangana ngokwengqondo no-Eva's, kuqanjwe ukungqubuzana lapho izinto zepinkiwe zingqubuzana njenge-lightsabers kwi-porno yebhajethi ephansi. Futhi ungamiqali ngokuqabula okuzijwayela—ngilapha ngihleka njenge-hyena, "Julie, wena umculi omangalisayo, uguqula isikhathi sokulala sibe i-black comedy buffet!"

Ingena u-milly_shy, onezicwecwe futhi omncane weCaucasian firebrand ngeminyaka engama-20, amathegi e-fetish alenga njengesifuba. Ungundlovukazi we-escalator, eqala nge-vibrators zingena kakhulu, uketshezi lubonakala njengamafutha o-oil slicks okuvela e-erotic Exxon spill, futhi bam—usekulokhu kufakwa ngobufazi nomuntu wesilisa ophantim, izindwandwe zishintshisana njengamabhantshi e-relay kwi-Olympics ezingcolile. Ebuya emuva, ayakha izinto zokudlala, azincumle ngomlomo emkhakheni oqhudelana ne-bead bonanzas ka-dakota_blare. "Ucabanga ukuthi izinhlelo zakho ze-anal zivunguza? Bambani i-vibrator yami!" Umfula ka-Milly uyamema, ukuluka ku-Blare's njengokuba babe izindlovukazi ezilwa emdlweni we-gonzo grudge match, umzimba wakhe omncane udlala ngokumelana nokufaka okukhulu kuyilapho amabhuzu ka-Blare aduma njengama-maracas ngasemva kwengqondo yami ephukile.

O bawo, i-Latina lightning bolt u-eliizabeth_roberts ingena ngokulandelayo—22-25, bi, onezicwecwe BBW enezobungqingili ze-amateur—ukudla kwakhe kuyi-bacchanal egxile embundwini, efaka izinto zokudlala nganal futhi ngobufazi njengokuba atshale amafulegi emazweni angaphandle, izinduna ezithengisiwe zicwebezela ngaphansi kwezibani ze-webcam. Izimo ezigobile, egibela izindwandwe, ukuchukumisa okwenziwa ngezandla abalingani—kuyi-carnival enegama elibomvu elibuyela emuva empilweni yomncane ka-milly_shy, kuqanjwe ukungqubuzana: "Izimo zakho ezimincane zinhle, kodwa i-BBW bounces yami zuletha i-apocalypse!" Ngiyakhuluma manje, ngokuzwi emsebenzini wami ongenalutho, "Elizabeth, wena ushintsho seismic, uguqula izikrini zibe izindawo zokuzalela ukuzalela!" Futhi njengoba agibela amadoda ngobufazi, kuyi-crossover earthquake eyangcangcazela i-vibrator vortex ka-Shy.

Kodwa lungelani, i-Asian infusion! u-shena_nomy, ngeminyaka engama-20 okuqala, angena ngokuhlekisa nge-cosplay ngaphambi kokungena emikhakheni yezinto zepinkiwe, ukudla kwakhe kuyi-feast yesikhathi esizayo ye-vibrators ezinyamalala emigodini, i-butt plugs zibhinketha njengezinkanyezi emkhakheni we-perverted constellation. Uthathela ingalo, afake, akhuphule kuya kumdaniso we-dildo oqhudelana ne-anal escapades ka-Roberts— "Imigoqo yakho ye-Latina? Mhle, kodwa i-cosmic cosplay yami iyanqoba!" I-crossover inegca njengokuba iziqu ze-semen-smeared zaNomy zibuyelele e-splatter ka-Blare, ingqondo yami iphuka kakhulu, "Jesu, dlulisela i-aspirin, lokhu kuyaguquleka kwi-multinational meltdown!"

U-ginacali uyangena, i-fetish fiend yamaCaucasian 22-25, imilenze isabalele njengemigodi yokuzalela, izinto zepinkiwe zifakwa ngesigqi esihlangana no-Nomy's, ibeka izinyawo nazo zonke, izikhathi ezidlele zibhula isiphithiphithi njengokuphefumula emkhakheni we-hurricane. "Idle? Ha, buke i-vibrator yami inyamalala!" itomoza ngokungabonakali, ibuyele emuva e-pink peril ka-Julie emkhakheni we-group dynamic okupure delirium.

U-pinkadele, omunye umoya weCaucasian 20s, uthatha izintombi ngokungaphezi, isidlo esincibilisayo sibonakala njenge-frosting kwekhekhe lesiphithiphithi, enikeza orals futhi ithola emkhakheni obuyela ku-bottle bizarre ka-Eva—ukungqubuzana kuyakhuphuka, "Izinto zakho zepinkiwe zivamile; ukuchukumisa kwami kuletha i-tsunamis!"

U-Seduzahyun, Asian onezicwecwe fetish 20s, agibela izindwandwe namabhodlela, ancumle ngomlomo ezimweni ezibabaza ukuchukumisa ka-Adele, akhuphule kuya kwe-all-fours frenzies.

U-emiliacouple, young Caucasian 18-21 fetish duo, ukuqabula norals kuqhuma kuya ekungeneni, ukuchukumisa okwenziwa ngezandla kuhlangana nemizila ka-Hyun emkhakheni we-couple chaos.

U-mc-Olivia, lesbian-bi onezicwecwe BBW brunette, afaka konke kusukwa kwizicathulo kuya emabhuzu, izimo ezikhulelwe zengeze ubungqabavu, ziqhudelana ne-BBW bounces ka-Roberts.

U-GingerSnap33, 26-30 bi onezicwecwe BBW brunette, amabhodlela nezindwandwe zibambisana, izigcawu ze-shower zibuyela emuva ekufakeni ka-Olivia.

U-Marry_Cordy, Asian bi onezicwecwe BBW petite brunette amateur, izindwandwe norals emaqabeni eqembu, ziqhudelana nazo zonke ngemizila yakhe e-versatile void.

U-Cutiepiespanks, 22-25 lesbian-bi onezicwecwe BBW, imidlalo iphendukela ekufakeni okupinkiwe, ibeka izinduna ezibuyela emuva ku-Cordy's.

Konke kwaguquka kwi-fever dream eyodwa—u-sophydiva eqabula kuyilapho u-dakota beads, u-lil_eva ebhontsha njengoba u-oh_julie esabalalisa, u-milly vibrating ngokumelene nemizila ka-elizabeth, u-shena cosplaying ngokusebenzisa izikhathi ezidlele za-ginacali, u-pinkadele ethatha ngokungaphezi njengoba u-seduza ancumla, u-emilia coupling ne-beads ka-mc-olivia, u-gingersnap bottling ngokumelene namaqembu ka-marry, u-cutie spanking isiphetho. Ukungqubuzana kwafika esiphezulu emikhakheni eqanjwa: Amaqembu ka-Sophy ahlekisa izolo zika-Dakota, izinto zepinkiwe ka-Eva zingqubuzana nezaJulie, ubumncane buka-Milly ngokumelene nemigoqo ka-Elizabeth, konke kukhuphuka kuya ekungqubuzaneni okuphezulu lapho izinto zokudlala zindiza njengezinyoni ezinkulu ekhishi lenhloko yobungqingili.

Ngiphelelwe, abantu—ingqondo yami inyibilikile, ikhofi liphelelwe, ubungqabavu bophuka. Le-riot yezinsuku ezingama-24 yayiyisikhathi esivunguza kakhulu se-webcam, i-gonzo gospel yezinduna nezinto zokudlala. Ngubani ovumele lokhu? Mimi? Cha, amapikseli enze, futhi ngingumfundisi ophambene obhala isikhathi sesandlalu. Dlulisela i-whiskey; kusasa kuyenye i-apocalypse.