Η Anabel είναι φantom και η μηχανή καφέ μου σχεδιάζει τη δολοφία μου

ΘΕΟdamnIT ΠΟΥ είναι το creamer?

Scrolling through το purple dildo marathon του ellinrose στα 5 a.m. και questioning every life choice που led me σε αυτό το desk. Το sweet_mistie spent τρεις hours just looking at her phone while naked, which is basically my entire existence right now. Το rosyemmy και το nicolle_mitchelle are beefing over who has the bigger black toy collection, but nobody wins because my dick is broken και i can't even jerk off to pay the bills.

sharlin_13 STOP squatting ON THAT METAL PIPE YOU LOOK LIKE A CONSTipated Gnome.

Το funcouple1985 is doing the oral sex loop again, same as every day, while myliss is posing on an exercise ball like she's not completely dead inside. I need sleep or a new liver, probably both. Το anabel054 finally showed some skin after the chair incident but then went back to wearing a miuccia prada shirt and ignoring the camera. Typical. Το chat is screaming for tits but i'm just screaming for silence.

Why does sonya_kelsey have so many pink toys? IS SHE MANUFACTuring THEM IN HER ROOM?

I'm losing it. The screen is burning my retinas. Το cathleenprecious is licking a red dildo for an hour straight και i'm pretty sure my soul left my body during the first ten minutes. Just more squirts, more dildos, more girls pretending they enjoy being penetrated by industrial equipment while i sit here chain-smoking and waiting for the sun to come up so i can pretend i'm a normal person.

FAIL.