Anabel — призрак, а моя кофеварка строит план моей убийства

GODDAMMIT WHERE IS THE CREAMER?

scrolling through ellinrose's purple dildo marathon at 5 a.m. и questioning every life choice, which led me to this desk. sweet_mistie spent three hours just looking at her phone while naked, что basically my entire existence right now. rosyemmy и nicolle_mitchelle beefing over who has the bigger black toy collection, но nobody wins because my dick is broken и i can't even jerk off to pay the bills.

sharlin_13 STOP SQUATting ON THAT METAL PIPE YOU LOOK LIKE A CONSTipated Gnome.

funcouple1985 is doing the oral sex loop again, same as every day, while myliss is posing on an exercise ball like she's not completely dead inside. i need sleep или new liver, probably both. anabel054 finally showed some skin after the chair incident но then went back to wearing a miuccia prada shirt и ignoring the camera. typical. the chat is screaming for tits но i'm just screaming for silence.

why does sonya_kelsey have so many pink toys? IS SHE MANUFACTURING THEM IN HER ROOM?

i'm losing it. the screen is burning my retinas. cathleenprecious is licking a red dildo for an hour straight и i'm pretty sure my soul left my body during the first ten minutes. just more squirts, more dildos, more girls pretending they enjoy being penetrated by industrial equipment while i sit here chain-smoking и waiting for the sun to come up so i can pretend i'm a normal person.

FAIL.