Anabel é um Ghost e My Coffee Machine está Plotando My Murder

GODDAMMIT WHERE IS THE CREAMER?

tá rolando ellinrose's purple dildo marathon às 5 a.m. e questioning every life choice que levou me to this desk. sweet_mistie spent three hours just looking at her phone while naked, which is basically my entire existence right now. rosyemmy e nicolle_mitchelle estão beefing over who has the bigger black toy collection, but nobody wins porque my dick is broken e não consigo even jerk off to pay the bills.

sharlin_13 STOP SQUATting ON THAT METAL PIPE YOU LOOK LIKE A CONSTipated Gnome.

funcouple1985 is doing the oral sex loop again, same as every day, while myliss is posing on an exercise ball like she's not completely dead inside. i need sleep or a new liver, probably both. anabel054 finally showed some skin after the chair incident but then went back to wearing a miuccia prada shirt and ignoring the camera. typical. the chat is screaming for tits but i'm just screaming for silence.

why does sonya_kelsey have so many pink toys? IS SHE MANUFACTURING THEM IN HER ROOM?

i'm losing it. the screen is burning my retinas. cathleenprecious is licking a red dildo for an hour straight and i'm pretty sure my soul left my body during the first ten minutes. just more squirts, more dildos, more girls pretending they enjoy being penetrated by industrial equipment while i sit here chain-smoking and waiting for the sun to come up so i can pretend i'm a normal person.

FAIL.